Star Wars: The Force Awakens (OFFICIAL THREAD)

[NERO]

I dont like the trailer because its fukking vague and it's my problem..... suck a dikk nikka....

1)It's supposed to be vague.
2)The only thangs I'm sucking on is my girl's nipples. Don't involve me in your perversions breh.

 

[jwinfield]

I dont like the trailer because its fukking vague

So a teaser trailer.....teased you

 

[ORDER_66]

So a teaser trailer.....teased you

I've seen better teasers for movies.... Am I the only one disappointed because I expected more... Why is it that the very FIRST avengers 2 trailer got me amped and i was hyped for this shyt and all we get is an 88 second tease....

 

[jwinfield]

I've seen better teasers for movies.... Am I the only one disappointed because I expected more... Why is it that the very FIRST avengers 2 trailer got me amped and i was hyped for this shyt and all we get is an 88 second tease....

Generally, teasers don't show as much as the Avengers 2 one did.

shyt was 2:30 minutes long and showed a bunch of stuff. Just because it's the first trailer doesn't make it a teaser.

 

[ORDER_66]

Dat Star Trek Teaser was the shyt though...

I also think I would have been amped for a shot of old luke skywalker, or any familiar face. I did like the shots of the x-wings... but im underwhelmed... it happens.

 

[NERO]

Dat Star Trek Teaser was the shyt though...

I also think I would have been amped for a shot of old luke skywalker, or any familiar face. I did like the shots of the x-wings... but im underwhelmed... it happens.

Somehow I think you are just being difficult but I guess people have different tastes. Most people like the teaser. I just don't get why you don't. We got to see our leads, some of the settings, the bad guy, some familiar faces(Millennium Falcon, X-wings, etc...) and it left you hanging. What's not to like?

 

[CarltonJunior]

Star wars is back

Really got me in my feelings

edit: now that I remembered, I gotta start watching Rebels

Unlike before, they can actually bring the animated universe into the actual movies because they aren't done retroactively.

 

[TKOK]

Star wars is back

Really got me in my feelings

Breh, i turned into a five year old when the music played and the falcon showed up.

 

[ORDER_66]

Somehow I think you are just being difficult but I guess people have different tastes. Most people like the teaser. I just don't get why you don't. We got to see our leads, some of the settings, the bad guy, some familiar faces(Millennium Falcon, X-wings, etc...) and it left you hanging. What's not to like?

TBH they didnt show old luke.... that would have won me over... You know how you have that rush of adrenaline watching a trailer. even a teaser... I didnt feel it at all... it's like blink if you missed it... 88 seconds. i could have cut a better teaser. we dont even see the bad guys face. just a new lightsaber, glimpses of stormtroopers.

 

[rantanamo]

Hey man post the spoiler about her and Adam.

From a good source but could end up being not true. Sounds reliable as hell though as this source posted the trailer shot for shot 2 weeks ago and no one believed them

Spoiler

Lupita is the real bad guy. They call her something like Mumila(source was not sure). Imagine Asajj Ventress or a sister of the night type that appears like a normal lady to everyone else. Apparently she's a politician of some type. Its not clear if she is a practicer of the Sith Religion with the force and all. But she apparently has battle armour similar to or just like Vader and goes around doing bad. Her henchman, apprentice type is Adam Driver. He's a decendent of one of the former Sith Lorde. The source said possibly Count Dooku. He's a Sith Fanatic and collector of Sith relics, like the "lightsaber" in the trailer. They call him the Grave Digger because he finds old Sith graves and collects the artifacts. He is also a big fanatic of the religion and is seeking to get to the Sith Lord level.

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[nairdas]

Generally, teasers don't show as much as the Avengers 2 one did.

shyt was 2:30 minutes long and showed a bunch of stuff. Just because it's the first trailer doesn't make it a teaser.

Man of Steel teaser was goat too.

 

[TKOK]

Man of Steel teaser was goat too.

Hell TDK's teaser doesn't tell you shyt except the joker is raising hell

 

[nairdas]

Hell TDK's teaser doesn't tell you shyt except the joker is raising hell

And that was all you needed to know about that movie. Rip Heath, man. He owned the fukk outta that role.

 

[Won Won]

Complain that a 60 second teaser for a movie a year away doesn't spill the story brehs

 

[CHL]

I'm now half tempted to save up a few more hundred dollars to have enough to purchase this, and turn up as Darth Vader at the midnight showing for VII next year. Would be incredible

http://www.discountstarwarscostumes.com/darth-vader-authentic-costume.html

Sitting in the cinemas watching VII in this would be the ultimate