Star Wars TFA Was A Healthy Dose Of Bullshyt

Eddie Brock

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People praise this joint like it was just as good as the originals. Not only is it the worst Star Wars flick of all time, it's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my entire life
 

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People praise this joint like it was just as good as the originals. Not only is it the worst Star Wars flick of all time, it's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my entire life

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No they don't.

The force isn't a factor in any of the major events in the whole saga which is why Star Wars has always been trash lmao and is just brand marketing excuted at the highest level.

If it wasn't for Han Solo, look would've been shot down and never would've blown up the death star. What did the force have to do with that.

Luke goes to to save his friends because of a force vision, but ends getting his ass kicked and haven't do be saved. Not to mention if he never showed up at all his friends would've still escaped and he wouldn't have lost his hand.

In the third movie Luke is a jedi and tries to use jedi mind trick on Jabba and fails getting himself captured lol, escaping only by luck.

The whole final act in the Return of the Jedi shows non o the force users had any impact on anything that happened.

Lets say Luke was killed by Darth Vader or even decided to join the dark side and kill Vader. The shield generator would've still been destroyed and Lando would've still manage to blow up the darth star. All the sith would've been killed.

The whole act was merely to give vader a way to redeem hismelf,

Anakin in the prequels does nothing, but his kicked. There's nothing show casing why he would be the chosen one lmao or him being immensely powerful.

Phantom menace, he blows up a ship by luck, you can't see it was the force, he had no idea what he was doing, unlike Rey who magically knew how to pilot a spaceship like an expect.

The jedi are strong force users and get wiped out by an army of droids in episode II lmao. What's the point of training the force again, it's useless. Droids and clones can beat you.

Yoda loses a fight with an emperor and decides to quit for no logical reason and go into hiding lmao.

Obi wan takes luke away, but never thinks of training him or raising him to be a jedi lmao, it was never his intentions to train luke, if those droids never came he would've just died of old age and luke would've never knew anything about the force.

Star Wars has never made sense, it's dumb. Saturday Morning cartoon level dumb.

Let this shyt die already.
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It's like they heard the criticism of hiring him and said rewrites are needed. :laff: or was checking for how cute the boyfriend was and being named in the original script. :francis: He could've saved people time and money by saying "in the force awakens I play Finn. My character is not actually given his name by Oscar Isaac's character" while on the press tour.
 

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I tried to watch but I got annoyed when I realised the director seemed to have him either running around or overacting.
 

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so i shldn't see this movie :lupe:

The movie is trash it's worst than episode 1. They had a chance to wipe the slate clean and they put in all this meandering bullshyt in there. WHO ASKED FOR HARRISON FORD, dude looks real awkward.
 

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A third Death Star
Another Vader looking villian with a emperor palpatine looking master

Another untrained Jedi , except this time she can already kick ass

An r2 d2 side kick

Movie was essentially just a shytty reboot except this director doesn't know how the force works, and he doesn't understand the relationships of the original characters.

Han Solo was essentially back to a new hope personality.

Leia and Chewie were strangers to each other.
 

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I finally watch the movie this morning and as I expected it's pretty much:russell:
 

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Garbage ass movie that put me off anything named Star Wars forever.
 
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