Star Wars: Rey Palpatine Theory? :mindblown:

[Won Won]

The average fan hated Jar Jar so much, he probably thought it would be better to just minimize him as much as possible.

Anyway, these "Darth Binks" theories have me convinced that Jar Jar was actually meant to be not the main Sith Lord, but instead General Grevious. That would totally explain why Grevious came out of nowhere with NO onscreen backstory...because Jar Jar's backstory was probably meant to be Grevious' Backstory.

How much better would it have been if JarJar slices off Anakin's hand in Episode 2, then Yoda destroys him and he comes back in Episode 3 as a Cyborg?

The average fan hated Jar Jar so much that Lucas decided to make him the reason for the creation of the Empire. Thanks George!

And Jar Jar coming back as a cyborg is almost as stupid as a bounty hunter with a jet pack hiring another bounty hunter to kill Padme with a flying drone that releases deadly worms

 

[Breh Obama]

The average fan hated Jar Jar so much that Lucas decided to make him the reason for the creation of the Empire. Thanks George!

And Jar Jar coming back as a cyborg is almost as stupid as a bounty hunter with a jet pack hiring another bounty hunter to kill Padme with a flying drone that releases deadly worms

I never even really thought about that

 

[CHL]

The mere fact that she was displaying Jedi fighting skills without reference to training is a problem. I understand and hope the argument is true of whether the force or an individual suppressed her memory because it would help to accept the story line

But if you factor in the consistent narrative about the force being strong in untrained individuals and ignorantly used without full command of it, against regular civilians, appears in stories of young zannah, young anakin , and young luke. But rey was "ignorantly" using it against and almost beating a trained Jedi, maser level or not, and a Sith apprentice? stop the madness

The sexuality reference is the rumors of gay characters and the online petition to include a gay chararacter

Nice reference

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

The mere fact that she was displaying Jedi fighting skills without reference to training is a problem. I understand and hope the argument is true of whether the force or an individual suppressed her memory because it would help to accept the story line

But if you factor in the consistent narrative about the force being strong in untrained individuals and ignorantly used without full command of it, against regular civilians, appears in stories of young zannah, young anakin , and young luke. But rey was "ignorantly" using it against and almost beating a trained Jedi, maser level or not, and a Sith apprentice? stop the madness

The sexuality reference is the rumors of gay characters and the online petition to include a gay chararacter

You all keep forgetting that Kylo wasn't even trying to kill Rey, and on top of that he was severely injured by Chewie's bowcaster

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

You all keep forgetting that Kylo wasn't even trying to kill Rey, and on top of that he was severely injured by Chewie's bowcaster

Injury aside, she showed some lightsaber skills to a trained jedi? how is that possible

also...

Kylo not trying to kill her would make sense if we followed the narrative that he knows her. But then why in the TFA did he cop pleas to Snoke about her being untrained but being very sensitive to the force? He could've said to Snoke that he seen her as a youth and was probably trained by Luke

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

this shyt was actually true

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

The emperor was probably clapping cheeks without even taking his robe off

On the low low tho I think he had the hots for Anakin too. Ended up putting that nikka in a galactic gimp suit.