SSJ 3 Goku vs The Whole Marvel on Earth

[Goodnews]

"no more mutants"

We gonna act like that shyt cant happen to saiyans?
Or how bout future goku dying of aids.
So banner,doom,richards and parker dont know anything bout science huh?

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

There isn't any Marvel or DC character touching Goku with the exception of Batman.

This is true.

If Goku fought batman, batman would have already had access to the dragon balls and would have wished for goku to be lost an infinite paradox of his own mind or some shyt.

Goku living in inception

Bruce fukking chi chi and sonning gohan with dikk Grayson duties

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

shyt, they can save time and resources, have the Surfer clean Goku's clock, THEN hand his ass over to Galactus as a peace offering.

All that chi/life energy in one convenient package = Galactus good for a few decades. No planets have to die, and Earth gets all the hot alien whores they can handle in return.

And I know a couple nikkas gonna be like "SPIRIT BOMB", but that shyt only works on evil people, and Galactus is inherently neutral.

 

[jdashmaj]

This is true.

If Goku fought batman, batman would have already had access to the dragon balls and would have wished for goku to be lost an infinite paradox of his own mind or some shyt.

Goku living in inception

Bruce fukking chi chi and sonning gohan with dikk Grayson duties

Batman as I said can't mess with Yamcha yet alone Goku, Batman can wish him anywhere he wants he'll just use instant transmission and vaporize that nikka into the sun with a weak ki attack.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Batman: "before we fight I was wondering if you wanted to have a meal?"

Goku: " FOOD!? SURE!"

*10 min later*

Goku: "now it's time for you to feel my true power!"

Batman: "unfortunately that won't be possible, while you were stuffing your face with food I managed to plant nano bots in the rice balls and not only is it attacking your immune system but it's also forming a manufactured clog around your heart. In other words, not only will you eventually die of an heart attack but the more you charge your Ki the harder the nano bots work."


Goku: "hmm no worries my friends will just wish me back with the dragon balls"

Batman: "we'll being that you need all seven balls that wouldn't be possible because I had a friend of mine (superman) take the dragon ball to the sun"

Goku:


Batman: "your move"

 

[jdashmaj]

shyt, they can save time and resources, have the Surfer clean Goku's clock, THEN hand his ass over to Galactus as a peace offering.

All that chi/life energy in one convenient package = Galactus good for a few decades. No planets have to die, and Earth gets all the hot alien whores they can handle in return.

And I know a couple nikkas gonna be like "SPIRIT BOMB", but that shyt only works on evil people, and Galactus is inherently neutral.

Spirit Bomb didn't even work on Freiza it was a plot whole for it to have killed Kid Buu, even if Galactus were evil he'd like a champ look at like Goku and tell him run along mortal

 

[jdashmaj]

Batman: "before we fight I was wondering if you wanted to have a meal?"

Goku: " FOOD!? SURE!"

*10 min later*

Goku: "now it's time for you to feel my true power!"

Batman: "unfortunately that won't be possible, while you were stuffing your face with food I managed to plant nano bots in the rice balls and not only is it attacking your immune system but it's also forming a manufactured clog around your heart. In other words, not only will you eventually die of an heart attack but the more you charge your Ki the harder the nano bots work."


Goku: "hmm no worries my friends will just wish me back with the dragon balls"

Batman: "we'll being that you need all seven balls that wouldn't be possible because I had a friend of mine (superman) take the dragon ball to the sun"

Goku:


Batman: "your move"

Vegeta shows up blast the nikkas face off effortlessly

Vegeta: I'll be the only one to kill you Karat
Goku:
Batman:
Vegeta: I'll have Bulma make you an anitidote
Goku: Checkmate!!!! oh wait your dead.

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Ah, see I just read the OP and it said no off world nikkas like Thanos or Big G. My bad

But the Surfer, Doctor Strange and Von Doom, Ph.D are fair game

 

[jdashmaj]

Ah, see I just read the OP and it said no off world nikkas like Thanos or Big G. My bad

But the Surfer, Doctor Strange and Von Doom, Ph.D are fair game

Franklin Richards and Onslaught are still fair game as well still doesn't bode well for Karat

 

[Hersh]

Batman: "before we fight I was wondering if you wanted to have a meal?"

Goku: " FOOD!? SURE!"

*10 min later*

Goku: "now it's time for you to feel my true power!"

Batman: "unfortunately that won't be possible, while you were stuffing your face with food I managed to plant nano bots in the rice balls and not only is it attacking your immune system but it's also forming a manufactured clog around your heart. In other words, not only will you eventually die of an heart attack but the more you charge your Ki the harder the nano bots work."


Goku: "hmm no worries my friends will just wish me back with the dragon balls"

Batman: "we'll being that you need all seven balls that wouldn't be possible because I had a friend of mine (superman) take the dragon ball to the sun"

Goku:


Batman: "your move"

sensu bean >>>>>>>>

 

[Hersh]

granted some dudes will give him trouble but goku will b prepared wit some sensu beans-- he will get stronger wit each fight-- by the time its jus goku vs richards, surfer and strange goku is like at ssj99

 

[Fillerguy]

Xavier mindfukks Goku into believing he's a 9 year old Malaysia prostitute with a mild heroin addiction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

 

[Goodnews]

Franklin Richards and Onslaught are still fair game as well still doesn't bode well for Karat

That little franklin dude is the answer.
His powers essentialy are the infinity gauntlet and dragonballs.
Without the need to physically have those items in his possession.

Its like they made him for these "who would win" topics.

 

[Economics]

I remember topics like this and I immediately thought of this pic

A marvel, dc vs dbz game would be fun though (if done right)

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You guys forget that warbound skar hulk FOLDED silver surfer

Its been proven that NOTHING can kill hulk. He will just get madder. He will get more mad than goku can level up.