Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Why would that be awkward? She's with you now
Eh, it'd just conjure up a bunch of thoughts in me like, "Oh, so you did lots of depraved sex acts with her, got her to tongue your balls, got all up in them guts before I did, and gawd knows what else." I wouldn't hold it against her, but it'd be really awkward nonetheless.