who writes sick sh!t like this?
**SPIN**The official Bizarre Qur'an and Hadith Stories Thread
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who writes sick sh!t like this?
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Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
they probably thought it was funny. I'm still not convinced after the bible thread that some of the shyt in these books were meant to be taken 100% seriously. Some humor endures through eras.
"Thighing" Aisha
Muhammad placed his penis between the thighs of Aisha and he massaged it to orgasm since he could not have sexual intercourse with her until she was nine.
Praise be to Allah and peace be upon the one after whom there is no [further] prophet.
After the permanent committee for the scientific research and fatwahs (religious decrees) reviewed the question presented to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shemary, the question forwarded to the committee by the grand scholar of the committee with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421 (Islamic calendar). The inquirer asked the following:
It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufakhathat of the children (mufakhathat literally translated means "placing between the thighs" which means placing the male member between the thighs of a child). What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the "thighing" of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be please with her.
After the committee studied the issue, they gave the following reply:
It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kufar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed his [male] member between her thighs and massaged it softly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his [male] member not like other believers.[10][11]
Allah controlled Muhammad's d!ck :obama3:
Muhammad placed his penis between the thighs of Aisha and he massaged it to orgasm since he could not have sexual intercourse with her until she was nine.
Praise be to Allah and peace be upon the one after whom there is no [further] prophet.
After the permanent committee for the scientific research and fatwahs (religious decrees) reviewed the question presented to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shemary, the question forwarded to the committee by the grand scholar of the committee with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421 (Islamic calendar). The inquirer asked the following:
It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufakhathat of the children (mufakhathat literally translated means "placing between the thighs" which means placing the male member between the thighs of a child). What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the "thighing" of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be please with her.
After the committee studied the issue, they gave the following reply:
It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kufar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed his [male] member between her thighs and massaged it softly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his [male] member not like other believers.[10][11]
Allah controlled Muhammad's d!ck :obama3:
No
lol, well I don't use condoms.. and sometimes things happen if you leave ur shirt on. But maybe that's just me
well there are sex novels.. I don't read them but I hear they are pretty graphic. Early Muslims wrote things down as they happened, as they observed them because they were big on not have an altered book the way Christianity and others supposedly do.
Someone was probably like WTF... and their experience was noted. I admit the conversation is weird in the religious context. It would have been worse if he didn't notice the nut and just walked up there to speak with it on there.
Hadith is mostly bull , anything that contradicts or wasnt mentioned in the Quran should be discarded from Islam
They are stories , not the word of God. Bukhari took around 600000 stories and narrowed them down to 4000 "accurate" ones
This bs story about Aisha being a child was driven by Hadith and can actually be rebutted thru Hadith
Hadith is
They are stories , not the word of God. Bukhari took around 600000 stories and narrowed them down to 4000 "accurate" ones
This bs story about Aisha being a child was driven by Hadith and can actually be rebutted thru Hadith
Hadith is
Hadith is mostly bull
Hadith is
Well if they can't find it in the Qur'an... and most of the 2 billion Muslims on Earth aren't practicing the stuff in the Hadith... then what do you expect them to use to validate their agenda???
Yup
Since they knew that God vowed to protect the Quran they had to find another way to infiltrate the purity of Islam, and they've done quite well unfortunately. Most muslims I know believe in that bulshyt and consider attacking / questioning it even as blasphemous
Yup
Since they knew that God vowed to protect the Quran they had to find another way to infiltrate the purity of Islam, and they've done quite well unfortunately. Most muslims I know believe in that bulshyt and consider attacking / questioning it even as blasphemous
I only know one Muslim who believes in this... and he believes hard. Sends me emails n sh1t with daily hadiths. Telling me if I do this then it's 3 blessing, that and its 4 blessing. I don't even know what he's talking about. Not surprisingly this n1gga doesn't know most of the Qur'an. But as u said, they consider the attack blasphemous... so I just ignore dude, he's normal outside of that.
The reason it's not that strange is cause of the ablution issue with prayer. The whole "wash it out" thing is a big deal in muslim notions of cleanliness and sexual fluids are a part of that
That makes a lot of sense from a utilitarian perspective, so thanks for shedding light, though I still think the detail is weird. I just chalk it up to the arbitrary nature of all these texts. There's something very human about it.
These same goofballs can be reading the quran everyday and uncovering the mathematical sophistication , the linguistic accuracy, the use of certain words in unorthodox places , the scientific miracles , etc.
Arabic is such a beautiful linguistic language
