SPIN: Quick lil gems for women on dealing with men

[Spatial Paradox]

Don't call out of the blue with nothing to say example:
*phone rings*
Me-Hello
Her-what u doin?
Me- nothin, just chillin
Her-oh
*awkward silence*

LMAO. This clip from Family Guy perfectly captures how I feel about this.

Peter calls Quagmire [video]

(don't worry, it's in English)

 

[yeahisaidit]

Any more advice?

I have my pen and paper ready...

 

[Darts]

Ladies learn to listen to a man's sage advice.

Nothing is more annoying than having ur sound advice ignored THEN have to listen to u cry about the consequences later.

 

[winb83]

All men are dogs, some are trained most are wild but all are dogs none the less. Never forget that the man that loves you is deep down a dog and when he sees the younger hotter model cross his path deep down he wants to fukk her and for the vast majority of men if he could do it and get away with it he would.

a man would bend you over on the spot and fukk you not even knowing your name and be satisfied In fact the first thing he does when he sees you before you even said a word is make the call to smash or pass.

don't put much faith in what a man says. Don't take his pursuit of you as flattery or a sign of desirability because most men would fukk any woman with a useable vagina.

 

[Ashley Banks]

All men are dogs, some are trained most are wild but all are dogs none the less. Never forget that the man that loves you is deep down a dog and when he sees the younger hotter model cross his path deep down he wants to fukk her and for the vast majority of men if he could do it and get away with it he would.

a man would bend you over on the spot and fukk you not even knowing your name and be satisfied In fact the first thing he does when he sees you before you even said a word is make the call to smash or pass.

don't put much faith in what a man says. Don't take his pursuit of you as flattery or a sign of desirability because most men would fukk any woman with a useable vagina.

Well, this is encouraging.