spin off: if your best friend tells you he is gay

[Tesseract]

What if the fekket asked u to be the best man at his wedding?

Then I'd be the best man at his wedding. He was my best man at mine.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Then I'd be the best man at his wedding. He was my best man at mine.

Next thing u know, he and his huswife will spend the night over your crib and they will have raw sex and drip cumdookie all over ya carpet

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

The problem with this is, it sounds good and noble on paper to not throw him in the bushes, but the reality is, once people come out of the closet, there ALOT more open with their homosexual tendencies.

I can't be around that shyt

I included that in my post. One of my friends came out and it really hasnt been the same. I mean essentially he is still the same breh, getting up to all kinds of fukkery and such, and we still chill... but once in a while he does some shyt and I hit him with the



but for me dude is happy and to be hoenst i knew he was on that fruity tip before he did so its

 

[JoelB]

If he's my best friend I wouldnt have to say a damn thing. He would already know I dont co-sign that shyt and we'd go our separate ways.

@ my homo friend callin me up with Frank Ocean stories talkin bout "Joelb, this guy I spent two summers with is sooooo incredible...time seems to stop when I'm with him..I love him"



...and me sittin back like "

please tell me more "

 

[Tesseract]

Next thing u know, he and his huswife will spend the night over your crib and they will have raw sex and drip cumdookie all over ya carpet

This is a fantasy of yours, isn't it?

 

[Metta World Movement]

Next thing u know, he and his huswife will spend the night over your crib and they will have raw sex and drip cumdookie all over ya carpet

 

[Black]

nah friendship means nothing anyway no i don't wanna hang out with a fakkit.

 

[Urbanmiracle]

I have a gay friend who is like a brother to me. We been friends since 4th grade. He's my brother from another mother. He cool as shyt. We hang out a lot. We both lost our mothers so we been close. I remember when he told me he was gay, he thought I wouldn't talk to him. I was mas because he should have knew me better than that. Why should I care what he does as long as its not drugs or he not doing nothing stupid, he will be my best friend. He isn't even feminine with it. He calls them fakkits too.


Hanging out with him is great actually. Most gay people are well off or super connected. Atleast once a week I go with him to these mixers with free drinks and meet and mingle with high profile people who help sponsor my radio and events I throw. I never have to worry about him trying anything I'm not his type. He likes his rich an white.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

So you nikkas are cool with going on double dates with Frank and his main man James?

Or him saying how he thinks ____ is cute as hell? Now that you know he's gay, he's just gonna be himself right?

fukk atta here.

I won't hate the dude, but shyt's not gonna be the same.

 

[StraxStrax]

I would offer him some horse meat.
Bacon.

 

[JMurder]

I have a gay friend who is like a brother to me. We been friends since 4th grade. He's my brother from another mother. He cool as shyt. We hang out a lot. We both lost our mothers so we been close. I remember when he told me he was gay, he thought I wouldn't talk to him. I was mas because he should have knew me better than that. Why should I care what he does as long as its not drugs or he not doing nothing stupid, he will be my best friend. He isn't even feminine with it. He calls them fakkits too.


Hanging out with him is great actually. Most gay people are well off or super connected. Atleast once a week I go with him to these mixers with free drinks and meet and mingle with high profile people who help sponsor my radio and events I throw. I never have to worry about him trying anything I'm not his type. He likes his rich an white.

appreciate the honesty but it wasn't storytime breh glad you and u'r friend is cool tho

 

[HelgaPataki]

I would offer him some horse meat.
Bacon.

why would you offer him sex

 

[JMurder]

obviously the answer to threads like these depends on your relationship with you friend. If you and your friend only or mostly talk about sexual/relationship type topics then your whole dynamic would change. But if y'all don't really talk about that type of shyt, how would your relationship change?

 

[Lakers Offseason]

THAT is a more honest answer than some of these other cats...now if my homie starts gettin on some fakkitry. Paintin his toes while nikkas is trying to play Madden or some shyt than i have a issue...gay is whatever to me....that gender bending stuff is just confusing...i don't see why its necessary.

But if he was the same nikka and just like dudes

He ain't the same nikka breh.

 

[SafeForWork]

Not your real friend if he lied for that long.