spin off: if your best friend tells you he is gay

[HelgaPataki]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

He didn't say you have to be around them while they are smoking.

Just like you don't got to be around your gay friend while he is getting pounded on Unless you like that sort of stuff.

YOLO

 

[James Carter]

You're from long beach so you're gay be default.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Well that would be weird. That's like my brother and we did everything together growing up. I've shared beds and clothes with that fool.

We are line brothers and I stand right behind him so I'm always right up on his ass in line (no homo)

That'd still be my boy though. Might as well be blood.

 

[MidniteJay]

you nikkas a fukking stupid. How does that change the years dude was ya homie prolly threw hands with you in club fights, bailed you outa jail or gave you sound advice...


I don't see how that changes shyt...its not like you should be that concerned with another mans sex life to begin with..

Loyalty is very hard to come by. If this gay homie is a good friend I ain't gonna throw him in the bushes for liking men. The fukk that gotta do with me?




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[Black Magisterialness]

Technically, yes.

You can get a contact, and that shyt shows up on employment drug tests

so you must believe in contact gay then huh?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

so you must believe in contact gay then huh?

I didnt inhale

 

[Buckeye Fever]

What if the fekket asked u to be the best man at his wedding?

You know u gon have to get male strippers for the fekketelor party, right?

 

[Crakface]

Ill creep away slowly and pretend like im busy all the time. Cant be seen hanging out with some queen.

 

[Why-Fi]

nah whoever hes banging is not relevant to me at all

i'm pretty sure it would kill the whole play by play recap thing though. its kind of a tradition. that nikka got stories for days

 

[Arcavian]

What if the fekket asked u to be the best man at his wedding?

You know u gon have to get male strippers for the fekketelor party, right?

I dont think our friendship would be the same

 

[duncanthetall]

Technically, yes.

You can get a contact, and that shyt shows up on employment drug tests

I kick it with weed heads all the time and have never got a "contact" when I take a piss test for probation

 

[ItalianoCAC]

The problem with this is, it sounds good and noble on paper to not throw him in the bushes, but the reality is, once people come out of the closet, there ALOT more open with their homosexual tendencies.

I can't be around that shyt

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I dont think our friendship would be the same

His man would kick him out the house and he'd come over to cry about it to you:

"Me and Diamanté just got into a huge fight during sex. I said your name while I was riding him"

 

[Black Magisterialness]

The problem with this is, it sounds good and noble on paper to not throw him in the bushes, but the reality is, once people come out of the closet, there ALOT more open with their homosexual tendencies.

I can't be around that shyt

THAT is a more honest answer than some of these other cats...now if my homie starts gettin on some fakkitry. Paintin his toes while nikkas is trying to play Madden or some shyt than i have a issue...gay is whatever to me....that gender bending stuff is just confusing...i don't see why its necessary.

But if he was the same nikka and just like dudes