Holy shyt this was so bad! don't know where to begin.
The boat scene alone should be enough to take home all the razzies, mercenary: "let me grab my fully automatic rifle and check on the doctors that hired us", they trying to make the merc look as bad as posible by acting like an a$$hole towards Martinez (who is hot af) while in reality the "hero" of the movie murdered a bunch of innocent guys doing their job.
Morbius being a piece of shyt and deleting the evidence and running away instead of doing the right thing and surrendeer to the authorities, then running away again when he thought he killed the nurse
Martinez not helping the FBI and casually having a coffee with Morbius even thought the last time she saw him he was eating another human being.
A fake money crew just casually walking into the coffee shop Morbius was in and they having all the equipment he needs
They take him to the jailhouse in the middle of the city where they apparently keep drug lords and terrorists and give him his own private cell with a journal, a desk and a pen even thought as far as they known he had killed 9 people at that point
Some dude just getting access to him because he said he was his lawyer without showing any actual identification
Also how the fukk does Toomes has his suit? we saw him getting transported in the cell with only his prison clothes and as far as we know there wasn't an invasion on that universe so how the fukk does he has the suit? and how the fukk did Morbius get a porshe? he is a fugitive but is going around driving luxury sports cars and wearing expensive looking clothes?
Matt Smith was great thought, he was the only one that realized he was in a POS movie and went all in on the camp, hope this doesn't hurt his chances of getting a good MCU role.
Also hope the awfulness of this makes marvel realize that a PG-13 vampire flick is a stupid fukking idea.