Sohh, we just gonna ignore how @Jesus got caught in the garden with a naked boy the night he got arrested?

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Mark (if it was really that Mark) was writing his fantasies

 

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Linen cloth was what they wore in those days. The crowd attempted to seize the man, but they likely ripped the cloth off of him, leaving him running away naked. Somehow, in this demonic post, that conveniently turns into 'walking with a naked boy."

 

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If these Christians ever found out Jesus was gay they’d turn into atheists real quick

 

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Mark (if it was really that Mark) was writing his fantasies

Each of the 4 gospels contain homo eroticism

 

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What's even funnier is Peter swinging on them nikkas and cutting his ear off when they arrested Jesus. Peter was the only real nikka in the set. Mark, Matt, John was all some pussies

Did Peter tell the Romans three times that he didn't know Jesus?

They asked him three times, each time Peter was like, "Nah, I don't know breh.

 

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Ops next thread will be about how he's in the hospital with an unknown illness that came out of nowhere immediately after making this thread, asking for us to pray to the man he is mocking now to help cure him.

No one's an atheist in a foxhole