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Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?
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Klyk21
Hate is Rising, Love is Dying....
drunk in class? Why even go? You mad at them for applauding your drunken dismissal? fukk outta here flea...I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at mepretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here?turn down your music please
"
I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go homebut fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher
I'll probably never go back
i had one too many shirley temples
This thread is jokes 
Nothing wrong wit CC if you get a degree, certificate or transfer to a state uni wit minimum to zero debt. If you just drugged out ya mind then
Nothing wrong wit CC if you get a degree, certificate or transfer to a state uni wit minimum to zero debt. If you just drugged out ya mind then
muzikfrk75
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chick that sit next to me brought her fukking daughterjit causing a disturbance right now
The fukking worst.
And I'm talking about the chicks who bring their damn 2 year old with them to class
Selfish as hell
If you can't find a babysitter, take the damn class online
Oh it's not available online? Oh well
NobodyReally
Superstar
there is not a damn thing wrong with community college,ya'll delusional ass muhfukkas really think you on your high horse but wipe thee cold out your eyes and look down,tis a burro..
with that said,cats like Flea are a dime a dozen at CC,go there just to holla at wenches&be in that muhfukka for 10 years just to appease your parents
gotta learn to handle your libations too,i used to go in class erry now&then zoned or buzzed,but i handled my biz with such grace&aplomb thee prof's just presumed i descended from Neptune...
with that said,cats like Flea are a dime a dozen at CC,go there just to holla at wenches&be in that muhfukka for 10 years just to appease your parents
gotta learn to handle your libations too,i used to go in class erry now&then zoned or buzzed,but i handled my biz with such grace&aplomb thee prof's just presumed i descended from Neptune...
this my last semester cuzzy. ill be teaching your future children about the trail of tearsthere is not a damn thing wrong with community college,ya'll delusional ass muhfukkas really think you on your high horse but wipe thee cold out your eyes and look down,tis a burro..
with that said,cats like Flea are a dime a dozen at CC,go there just to holla at wenches&be in that muhfukka for 10 years just to appease your parents
gotta learn to handle your libations too,i used to go in class erry now&then zoned or buzzed,but i handled my biz with such grace&aplomb thee prof's just presumed i descended from Neptune...
this my last semester cuzzy. ill be teaching your future children about the trail of tears
bring a child into/onto this cursed rock
at least i'd know thee world was gonna end soon,cause that definitely would be a sign of the Apocalypse
i usually vote liberal but liberals are ruining this country. i remember being a kid and couldnt wait to finally smoke cigarettes on a plane. guess that aint happenin
...And this is why we need a greater emphasis on education to prevent poltically illiterate people. Case in point.
fukk u talmbout?
...And this is why we need a greater emphasis on education to prevent poltically illiterate people. Case in point.
...And this is why we need a greater emphasis on education to prevent poltically illiterate people. Case in point.
thee only trail of tears he'll be teaching about is his teacher hoisting him up ever so deftly like Kevin Costner held Whitney, as he weeped away his dignity to thee tune of angels playing Eleanor Rigby..