Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?

[El Bombi]

Because from my experience. The class would've been more, than

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Should've just checked in told some bytch to text you the hw and dipped

 

[Hugs]

I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? turn down your music please "

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher I'll probably never go back

Why didn't you just stay and sleep? In fact, why drink all night when you know you have class the next day?

 

[flea]

Because from my experience. The class would've been more, than

Yeah but you went to butler school tho

 

[EndDomination]

Why even go to Community College if you're just going to not do shyt during class? CC is an easy way to get into a great state school for ridiculously cheap, or to make up for doing poorly in high school. Sounds like OP just wants to burn time and money.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

OP still lives with his parents and goes to community college at age 24, he lawst. Not to mentioned getting manhandled by a cac to leave a class session his parents paid for

Nobody respects you

 

[flea]

Should've just checked in told some bytch to text you the hw and dipped

this dude's one of them teachers who has been disrespected one too many times by people walking out so he calls attendance right at the last minute before class is over. u gotta sit through the whole fukking thing eating shyt even if there's absolutely nothing to do but work on our "projects"

 

[Oroko Saki]

Props to the OP...your doing it up big time homie

Reminds me of the other week when i drank all night and missed work the next day...i woke up a half hour after I was supposed to get out. Then I called them up saying that I got my schedule mixed up and left my phone in my friends car. Ya i got written up and didnt give a single mother f*ck

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

flea removed 10 reputation points for your post in the thread Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?. With the following comment: "suck my dikk young fakkit"
2:17 PM



So, not only are you a 24 year old little boy living with mommy and daddy, who posesses neither enough manhood nor intelligence to have an ounce of responsibility about yourself..but.. you're also a homosexual, soliciting oral sex favors online.

Not surprising.

 

[flea]

Props to the OP...your doing it up big time homie

Reminds me of the other week when i drank all night and missed work the next day...i woke up a half hour after I was supposed to get out. Then I called them up saying that I got my schedule mixed up and left my phone in my friends car. Ya i got written up and didnt give a single mother f*ck

Sometimes u gotta get it how u live

 

[flea]

flea removed 10 reputation points for your post in the thread Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?. With the following comment: "suck my dikk young fakkit"
2:17 PM



So, not only are you a 24 year old little boy living with mommy and daddy, who posesses neither enough manhood nor intelligence to have an ounce of responsibility about yourself..but.. you're also a homosexual, soliciting oral sex favors online.

Not surprising.

this gay ass fakkit actually pictured himself sucking my dikk too

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? turn down your music please "

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher I'll probably never go back

bruh, you are exactly the little bytch ass nikka everybody picture you to be
Yo stupid ass felt like u needed to go to class cus it wont no need to go to sleep, then get to class and cant keep from going to sleep.

Dis nikka da definition of a "baby-boy" where ya mammy at nikka

 

[Oroko Saki]

Im up til the sun comes up every Saturday...I told those as$holes at work not to schedule me Saturdays. What do they do? I got an 8 to 1 this Saturday. Easy 5 hour shift, but ill be up til 6AM, maybe 6:30 drinkin and smoking. I wont be there and they can suck it

flea removed 10 reputation points for your post in the thread Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?. With the following comment: "suck my dikk young fakkit"
2:17 PM



So, not only are you a 24 year old little boy living with mommy and daddy, who posesses neither enough manhood nor intelligence to have an ounce of responsibility about yourself..but.. you're also a homosexual, soliciting oral sex favors online.

Not surprising.

Shut the f*ck up and go get drunk u no p*ssy gettin fakket

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

this gay ass fakkit actually pictured himself sucking my dikk too

Why do you go around asking men to suck your dikk

 

[flea]

bruh, you are exactly the little bytch ass nikka everybody picture you to be
Yo stupid ass felt like u needed to go to class cus it wont no need to go to sleep, then get to class and cant keep from going to sleep.

Dis nikka da definition of a "baby-boy" where ya mammy at nikka

What's your mom's facebook? i wanna ask her something