Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?

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flea said:
I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at me:snoop: pretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here? :mindblown: turn down your music please :comeon:"

I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause :what:
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go home :to: but fukk school. fukking idiots lost themselves a potential teacher :jawalrus: I'll probably never go back
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What would you have done if the teacher escorted you out of class with his hand enclosed around the back of your neck.
 
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Melbournelad said:
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i hate "smart" fakkits like u. i tell u to explain, maybe fukking educate me, and u just post some passive fukkboy shyt like this. suck my dikk
 
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Mowgli said:
What would you have done if the teacher escorted you out of class with his hand enclosed around the back of your neck.
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my body would become completely disabled like a feline would

nah but seriously, i would of hit him with a swift spin move and rocked his chin with an uppercut. hear that 'clack' when his teeth touch echo down the halls. something about getting pinched in the back of the neck that really bugs the shyt out of me
 
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flea said:
i hate "smart" fakkits like u. i tell u to explain, maybe fukking educate me, and u just post some passive fukkboy shyt like this. suck my dikk
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lol

Okay fine. You said "liberals" are ruining this country when the majority of your politicians in power are centrist, right wing (conservative) or far right who do whatever their corporate doners tell them to. They have barely implemented any "liberal" policies.
 
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Melbournelad said:
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Okay fine. You said "liberals" are ruining this country when the majority of your politicians in power are centrist, right wing (conservative) or far right who do whatever their corporate doners tell them to. They have barely implemented any "liberal" policies.
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bruh. im sure bout 80% of this country dont know this shyt
 
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