So I proposed to my girl…she said yes…put it on fb…then the bytches came out the woodwork

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Shouldnt have a Facebook account anymore at all in the first place

This right here is a very insightful and underrated post. Shyt is nothing but trouble. In my day we used to actually FEAR any type of surveillance. Folks wanted info on u, be they the feds, an employer, or karen across the street, they had to either put in serious work or hire a professional to gather intel for them at a nominal fee. Never did we dream of a world where folks would willfully put all they business out there in a neat little package ( )

At least here most of us are more or less anonymous. But we all know how it usually ends when u leave the wolves a sufficient trail of bread crumbs. Word to Chris the "meat critique" B

This social media shyt was never gonna end well for the vast majority. Give a man enough rope, though...

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Coli brehs takings L's over cheating that never happened. p*ssy they never hit.

That's some retarded shyt.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

3 things a woman will never forgive:

1. Weakness.
2. Going back on your word.
3. Embarrassing her in front of these hos.

Outside of that, most other transgressions can be worked on… but man, you really dun goofed. Even if you somehow move past this, the trust will be forever gone.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I sent her a pic of my dikk last week

But I didn’t give that much of a fukk about her to hide it from her

Nor did I think she’d be so salty to react in this manner

Ok, you have to be trolling at this point or be the biggest idiot on here, and that’s no easy feat. Really, your woman should move on from someone so sloppy and impulsive.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Women would murder

Wow. Yeah I hope you cursed that bytch out good, and told her weird ass about herself.

Who the fukk catch feelings like that over texts


We really got too many weird miserable bytches living amongst us like Skrulls and we don’t even know how miserable they really are.

In 2030 when most are single and barren with their cats I wouldn’t be surprised if they become the new demographic of mass shooters.

They gonna start pulling up to open gyms like

“IF I CANT HAVE A 6 foot breh then I’ll put you six feet!”

Funny but not out of the realm of possibility. Women would murder a lot of men, especially ones they consider undesirable if they thought they could get away with it.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

This chick in ny that I’ve been knowing before I knew my girl…been talking to her off and on for 6 years

Never met her in person, we actually had plans to meet on a cruise in April

Now that was possible because me and my girl were beefing and I didn’t know if we were going to be together

I’ve been trying to get her back, talking to bytches in the process, but nothing serious…so when the announcement was made, the bytch posted a status saying should she laugh at a engagement post when the nikka been being in her inbox

Of course she did, and my girl seen it and went ballistic…logged into my fb and started messaging the bytch, called her and all

I cussed the bytch out for being wack…If u were that salty u coulda said something to me instead of trying to be seen by leaving laughing reactions…yea we conversed and she WAS my friend and we even talked about fukkin, but I never met her in life and never led her on to be salty about that

And I told my girl she can’t be mad at me I can’t control bytches…we weren’t together when I was talking to this girl and I corrected that shyt in front of her

shyt Brazy

You a dummy. Even if you wanted to keep ny girl in your life as break glass in case of emergency vagina (no judgment, I understand), you was supposed to limit what she could see on your page. Any relationship stuff should have been blocked from her, number 1.

Number 2, you was supposed to sit your fiancé down from jump and tell her that we don't do declarations of love on FB and you ain't into all of that. You was supposed to get her on board with that from the beginning.

Number 3, you was supposed to have separate fb pages, dumbass breh. Think THINK! It's called "separation of concerns".

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

You went from not being together to engaged in how long? Did you do it as a grand gesture to get her back?

 

[Higher Tech]

So… if I’m understanding correctly… you were trying to meet up with the rando internet girl on a cruise and decided you wanted to marry a different girl? Then proposed and let the other girl see it like she would take it in stride?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I apologized to her for it happening


I didn’t apologize to her for talking to the bytch because during that period we weren’t together and she was doing her so she really shouldn’t be mad at me

No, breh. Once you mess up this colossally (sp), you gotta apologize for EVERYTHING. Don't let your pride put you back in single status.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Why did you advertise your engagement in the first place

Breh is an amateur

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

You moved very sloppy. With a girl you never even smashed.

I had a similar problem with two women I was smashing at the time. I used to post and the side used to always comment. The main caught on. In the end I deactivated my account.

 

[staticshock]

No offense breh but what is the point of (men)getting married in 2023?

More power and blessings to you tho just wondering

To start a beautiful black family
Everyone isn’t content with browsing the coli & playing video games all day all alone with dorito fragments on their t shirt

 

[Budda]

Why did you advertise your engagement in the first place

Word let the woman do all that.

 

[Budda]

Trust me she ain’t mother Theresa

Then why you getting engaged

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Don’t get married. I don’t think you or your girl are mature enough to handle it.