So I finally figured out where the line "Eat the cake Anna Mae" came from

[steadyrighteous]

I've come to two conclusions.

1. This is a masterful troll job.

OR

2. You had to be raised in a cult or some shyt when you were younger (I'm counting Jehovah's Witness as one) because it gets more absurd every time.

Ive seen a couple speculative ideas about satam, but for some reason Jehovah Witnessism (lol) never crossed my mind.

Extreme religiousness might actually be the right answer.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Ive seen a couple speculative ideas about satam, but for some reason Jehovah Witnessism (lol) never crossed my mind.

Extreme religiousness might actually be the right answer.

It would explain his ultra conservatism. But then wouldn’t explain how he’s easily swayed by militants

I’m leaning towards number 1. Much like @track 1 had a thing he did that actually became a running joke he now plays into, I think satam just fukks with us because it’s part of the gimmick. Vince McMahon would be proud of his kayfabe prowess

 

[DA_LURKA]

Who let this nikka out the vault?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

This thread is hillarious and fukkin beautiful the more i read it

 

[KravenMorehead™]

@PlayerNinety_Nine you were right

Here's the quote @MartyMcFly is referring to for the uninitiated

@MartyMcFly @steadyrighteous @FlyRy We checking for this or nah? I'm at least 13 months behind on new releases, so I'm not sure what's hot & what's not nowadays.

At least 13 months?!?!

You were asking if 'Purple Rain' was worth watching in 2015. You're 31 years behind on new releases

Holy shyt


And nah @satam55 idk why you always @ me on this type of shyt. No thanks

@PlayerNinety_Nine why you do him like that

Son this may be the post of the decade

You can't throw one right over the plate like that, and not expect someone to swing at it

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I didn't even realize who made the thread. Y'all got trolled. Again.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Epilogue:

You can't throw one right over the plate like that, and not expect someone to swing at it

The good thing about the man tho, he won’t respond lol. He’ll ignore it and keep keeping on. I admire that. But holy shyt

He's busy. He's got a Tomi Lahren listening to 21 Savage in her car thread he started that's gaining traction in The Hurt Locker

I don’t understand the world

 

[MartyMcFly]

Epilogue:

Called it the hurt locker

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Called it the hurt locker

its the little shyt about this place bro

 

[steadyrighteous]

Called it the hurt locker

its the little shyt about this place bro

I’m proud of that one

 

[tinnyskillz]

The culture is losing it's...well...culture


That scene when Tina Turner was in the studio with Ike singing the best she sang the whole damn movie, and this nikka Ike trolled the hell out of her and tells her to sing the song better, PUT SOME STANK ON IT! .

Also can't forget in the same scene Ike raped her. Lawrence Fishbourne's greasy ass Pinky jerri curl wig almost flew off he was so into it. Like, damn, did you finish in Angela Bassette for real for real?

 

[duckbutta]

Accidental exposal threads are the best threads

 

[jmegamar]

Surely you must be joking?

 

[Marti]

This whole thread

 

[AkaDemiK]

How old are you?