So according to SCIENCE this is what Moses may have looked like

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Imaging him getting the Ten Commandments and saying “that doesnt work for me, brother”
“God, Satan just called me brother and laid out a contract that’s looking pretty sweet. Your commandments are good brother but I’m gonna need more creative control…”
 

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Moses playing his staff like a guitar to Voodoo Child

Parting the sea with a big leg drop

“God 2 of every animal are gonna show up to the boat to see ME brother. I’m gonna need at least 45% of the gate, gross not net, or I’m walking. Quetzacotyl has also got a plan for the flood brother and he’s leaving the door open for me to jump ship if I need to.”
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