SNAKES : encounters and weapons

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I killed a black mamba in Kenya a few years back. I ran over it. It was near our ECP on the flight line. I was going to let it go but my coworker said you got to kill it.
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I was in a Toyota Hilux. Revved up to run it over. The snake rose up to the hood of the car.
:merchant:
I didn’t know snakes can do that outside of the cobras. I was shook.
:damn:
Missed it twice but caught its head the third time. Should have taken pictures.
:leon:
The locals that worked on base would find them in the portta johns all the time. Imagine you about to use the bathroom and a black mamba is chillin as you open the door.
:whoa:
And that's why we hate them. Always lurking.
 

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I never killed one besides running them over and hearing em pop but I use to watch my grandfather kill them in the country growing up.Sometimes with just jeans tims and a shovel.If they in the lake use shotgun or pistol.He got bit clearing out land and had to go to the ER too after gettin bit by I think a moccasin or cotton mouth or something and had to be rushed to hospital but was good.I use to throw rocks at rattle snakes just to watch em get aggressive that’s a mean ass snake.
 

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While I was cutting grass one morning, I saw a snake crossing my yard. So I ran it over with my lawnmower. shyt smelled awful :scust:

Side note: There is a snake rodeo out there in Lake Providence. People just go out for a certain amount of time and hunt snakes. Whoever comes back with the most wins a shotgun or some shyt like that.
 

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Here on my property I’ve seen a couple coral snakes. Seen one copperhead. Never seen any rattlers thank god tho I know we have em. Only rattler I ever saw was on my grandparents farm in South Carolina when I was much younger
 

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LIME GREEN TINT


CHAT

WHUD'D DOWN

WHAT'S GOOD


HEY JOE....


After the last snake story.
If you ain't never killed a venomous snake with a grassroots weapon.
Stfu.

Like f'oh real.
If you not actualized in killin venomous snakes.
Stfu.

Nobody gives a fukk what you saw in a book or Google.
That Google shyt ain't gon save you from a venomous snake predator in your property
Nor arr you gping to be made into a bytch.
By some animal or some man/woman. Or child on your property.

So to all you bytch nikkaz talking about animal rights.

Stfu.

Till you knock a venomous snake shyt back yo self..
Sffu.

Ol goofie so worried about what type of poisonous snake.
When the shyt live in color.

Only a fukk'n goofie talks about shyt they never did.

If you never killed a poisonous snake.
Stfu with all that animal activist shyt.

you would die out here with that soft shyt.

it's kids out here in this bush ass shyt too.
you gon just leave a kid to happenstance upon a snake.

they have movies about being a ho ass nikka who negligent like that.
stop...being a pessimist and a hater.

just be glad you ain't never encounter these shyts...
this shyt real as fukk...


Now back to snake bush whack'n.


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Chat.

Whud'd down.
What's good.

Hey joe,....

Sohh to get right to it..

Who has had to kill real poisonous snakes in the south?

Tell the truth and keep it real.....


Art Barr

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i would expect more crazy stories of people taking on snakes like chimpanzees on thecoli.com.


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Have not seen any rattlers.

They got copperheads and diamondbacks are all I have encountered.

This shyt not no game out here.


This is so ignorant. :russ:


Breh, diamondbacks ARE rattlers. :dead:


Whatever you're calling a "diamondback", if it doesn't have a rattle, is not a venomous snake. It's just a damn water snake.







You do not know shyt nikka.

A baby snake that is venomous has a lime green tint to their underbelly.

All cause I killed and encountered real venomous snakes out Here frfr.

In large volume to beng a transplant.


You have no idea what you're talking about. :mjlol:

The following are all venomous snakes in the South. None of these regularly have a lime-green tint to their belly (though copperheads and water moccasins have a lime-green tail). There may be exceptions (some timber rattlesnakes have some lime-green to the belly, not always), but it's definitely not the norm for venomous snakes to have a lime-green tint to the belly


baby diamondback

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baby water moccasin

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baby copperhead

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baby coral snake (the belly side is up in this picture)

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And lots of non-venomous snakes in the South can have lime-green belly



Diamondback Water Snake (probably what you've been killing unnecessarily)

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Eastern Garter Snake

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Black Rat Snake

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Eastern Yellow-bellied Racer

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Rough Green Snake

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This is so ignorant. :russ:


Breh, diamondbacks ARE rattlers. :dead:


Whatever you're calling a "diamondback", if it doesn't have a rattle, is not a venomous snake. It's just a damn water snake.










You have no idea what you're talking about. :mjlol:

The following are all venomous snakes in the South. None of these regularly have a lime-green tint to their belly (though copperheads and water moccasins have a lime-green tail). There may be exceptions (some timber rattlesnakes have some lime-green to the belly, not always), but it's definitely not the norm for venomous snakes to have a lime-green tint to the belly


baby diamondback

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baby water moccasin

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baby copperhead

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baby coral snake (the belly side is up in this picture)

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And lots of non-venomous snakes in the South can have lime-green belly



Diamondback Water Snake (probably what you've been killing unnecessarily)

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Eastern Garter Snake

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Black Rat Snake

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Eastern Yellow-bellied Racer

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Rough Green Snake

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Ayo pause.

I am a former zoology major you goofie ass nikka.
At the largest agricultural school in America and I was also previously awarded acceptance to apply in the usc sea world program.


This goofie lame nikka @Professor dikkertus looking at dikks so much..

He confused being an expert.
on trouser snakes for real snakes


Ol poison catcher ass nikka.
@Professor Emeritus

When I already posted a picture of the snake.
I killed in the thread.

Hours before this.

Yet goofie ass sneak cap ass nikka.
Androgynous pagan bath house fan ass nikkaz.
You gotta be an androgynous pagan.
All because child safety does not matter to you.
Plus you gotta have child safety spelled out for you..about snakes.
When if you was aware.
of all snakes.
as this animal lover.

You so busy pic'n and cap'n.

You missed the Pic

i posted.


Of the snake I posted about in this thread .
In response to yo goofie cap'n face ass.
Plus you definitely not hood.

when little house on the range face ass shows and movies.
aired about this danger in the wild.
Way before yo goof ass was cognitive.
About negligence and snakes concerning children.
So you sheltered and yousa goofie.
For speaking out about shyt.
yo goof ass never left the house nowhere.
with some shyt in yo hand at no age unsupervised. After being taught about.
what looks like what any elders with taxi's. Would have each one teach one's to you.
to show you what is common on the land and where. Plus what dangers would encounter and given you an age appropriate gun for your age as well.
Which at the time was a red rider action style bb gun. Similar to wanted dead or alive with Steve McQueen.
Which I was reql about thawas too little to even pick it like normal. All cause I am a real nikka talembout shyt in the wild. Not sheltered controlled environment petting zoo. Or sheltered PBS special on snakes with a bunch goof as intelligent insulting text and pictures that are boring.
You goofie ass androgynous pagan scary soft ass nikka.

I know you so focused.
on snakes because yo soft ass would have left the snakes around you.
to intimidate you.
man or animal.
you scary soft ass unarmed ass nikka.
I was more bout it and wiser than you at five.
Wit certain to prove it.

Yousa goofie ass androgynous pagan afflicted ass nikka.

A goofie lame ass nikka.

Also i know you not hood.

As you speaking on shyt.

concerning kids and you speakingnlike you ain't got none. If yo goofie ass did.
It would have resonated with you.
that it is not yo place.
To offer critique.

To a nikka on animal cruelty.
about a nikka safety concerning their child.
Yousa goofie.
Ol Goofie lame ass nikka.
@Proffessor Emeritus
Ol grecian roman androgynous pagan bathhouse fan face ass boi.

Stfu.....

Ol tree trouser snake lover ass goofie.


nikka imma clown yo goofie lame ass on sight.

You got it.

Bet

Aight.

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I am a former zoology major you goofie ass nikka.


Yet you made up a snake that doesn't exist and claimed a completely harmless species was venomous. :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:





You killed!

a real diamondback copperhead snake

I thought back about every missed swing.
The juke moves of the snake
The intelligence under duress of the snake

To try to get lose and attack.

I could have died.

Have not seen any rattlers.

They got copperheads and diamondbacks are all I have encountered.

This shyt not no game out here.

Art Barr

You do not know shyt nikka.

A baby snake that is venomous has a lime green tint to their underbelly.

All cause I killed and encountered real venomous snakes out Here frfr.

LIME GREEN TINT



It's 100% certain now. You've been killing harmless damn water snakes and thinking they're venomous and that you're some big hero.

There is no such thing as a "diamondback copperhead."

There are NO venomous snakes with a diamondback pattern other than rattlesnakes.

"Lime green belly" is NOT a reliable characteristic of baby venomous snakes.



But you know what does have a diamondback pattern AND a lime green belly and lives in the South?

The Diamondback Water Snake. Completely harmless.

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I can easily see why you were scared, it "looks" venomous....but it's not. It's just a harmless nonvenomous snake that eats fish and frogs, and you've been killing them for no reason, torturing them extensively in some cases, and then bragging about it.
 

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Yet you made up a snake that doesn't exist and claimed a completely harmless species was venomous. :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:

















It's 100% certain now. You've been killing harmless damn water snakes and thinking they're venomous and that you're some big hero.

There is no such thing as a "diamondback copperhead."

There are NO venomous snakes with a diamondback pattern other than rattlesnakes.

"Lime green belly" is NOT a reliable characteristic of baby venomous snakes.



But you know what does have a diamondback pattern AND a lime green belly and lives in the South?

The Diamondback Water Snake. Completely harmless.

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1700247279107.jpg


diamondback-water-snake_1.jpg





I can easily see why you were scared, it "looks" venomous....but it's not. It's just a harmless nonvenomous snake that eats fish and frogs, and you've been killing them for no reason, torturing them extensively in some cases, and then bragging about it.


Again here yo goof sent off ass go again.

I posted.
A picture of the snake I killed in the thread you dumb ass.

You so busy trying to sneak cap and challenge people's actualized experience in the wild. With some shyt yo soft as found in a book.


My experience from about being on the land.

Yo soft ass google'n pictures.
With no story.
about your two encounters with snakes in the wild. With some shyt in yo hand.
An actual elder told you to get.
While also having on display taxi's of hides and different styles.
from the landscape.
to show you what to look out for.
.instead yo goof ass ain't talked indepthly.

about no type of weapon to handle shyt.
Ol nuffin in yo hand...


Ol soft ass nikka.

Ayo and pause...

Stfu and move around professor phallic-puss

PROFESSOR phallic_puss = @Professor Emeritus

nikka
. Professor phalli...
We ain't friends and we ain't pals.

Yo goofie soft ass dikk in the body face ass stud.


Shut cho soft cap'n ass up and log off today.

You done.

Say sumfin else.
So I go end game on you too tho.
You do. Ot even see it.

While you so busy google'n shyt.

You not gon know wtf happened but know when it happened tho.

Keep it up.


Imma so table you the fukk up. All cause you think you so smart.
Thinking you smart.

Imma credo yo goof ass too tho and you don't even see it

Imma show you.
why I am,....

U S U l


Keep it up.


Imma send you through the tables of time to the end of time.

All at your origin and Genesis and you do not even see it tho.

Yousa goofie.


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