SNAKES : encounters and weapons
- Thread starter Art Barr
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Flexington
All Star
Haven't had to kill any, but ran from a few rattlesnakes
Taking notes
Taking notes
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Haven't had to kill any, but ran from a few rattlesnakes
Taking notes
shyt you did right.
Once more people get in.
I will start my first encounter with a snake ever.
A diamond back copper head.
Killina a snake with a grassroots weapon = hardest shyt ever
Art Barr
east
Screwed up... till tha casket drops!!
snakes are non-aggressive, beneficial for us, and almost none you'll encounter are venomous, leave them alone 
ironically, many ppl die when they kill one, go to pick up the body hours later, then get got by a reflex bite
if you really gotta dispatch one grab your favorite 45lc/410 revolver, or any garden gun with 22lr ratshot
ironically, many ppl die when they kill one, go to pick up the body hours later, then get got by a reflex bite
if you really gotta dispatch one grab your favorite 45lc/410 revolver, or any garden gun with 22lr ratshot
darealvelle
Real Talk
I saw a snake the other day. It saw me and ran off in the bushes quick.
Had multiple encounters with a couple Black mambas that were living in the foundation of my house in Kenya. I was a kid. The first time I almost picked one up thinking it was my sister's skip rope... Then it moved. I jumped back and picked up a huge rock and threw it over the body. The shyt hit it and bounced back like a fukking ball 
I never killed or caught them. They would taunt me by shedding their skin on my property to let me know they were still there. I was on alert walking home at night knowing they were around. My place was surrounding by trees bushes and grass
I never killed or caught them. They would taunt me by shedding their skin on my property to let me know they were still there. I was on alert walking home at night knowing they were around. My place was surrounding by trees bushes and grass
I usually only have dekays brown snakes in my yard. I leave them to do their thing unless they’re in the way of my lawnmower, then I move them out of the way. They just eat bugs and shyt.
The only king snake I’ve seen by my house was just hanging out. I let it be in case a copperhead was nearby so he could eat it.
If snakes stick around too long in my yard then the owl that lives my backyard tree will get them.
Too many people kill the beneficial, non-venomous snakes so the venoumous ones, like copperheads, think shyt is sweet and end up under your deck, in your bushes, in your laundry room, breezeway, etc. learn to identify local snakes so the big good ones can eat the potentially dangerous big ones.
The only king snake I’ve seen by my house was just hanging out. I let it be in case a copperhead was nearby so he could eat it.
If snakes stick around too long in my yard then the owl that lives my backyard tree will get them.
Too many people kill the beneficial, non-venomous snakes so the venoumous ones, like copperheads, think shyt is sweet and end up under your deck, in your bushes, in your laundry room, breezeway, etc. learn to identify local snakes so the big good ones can eat the potentially dangerous big ones.
darealvelle
Real Talk
They say you are never suppose to remove or kill non venomous snakes for the fact that snakes do not like to share areas with other snake species at all. If you removed them then your are inviting another species in your area and that one may be a venomous one.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
The tale,...
of the pick axe.
And.... pick the wrong end of a shovel,.... and,.... you could be touched.
Chat....
Whud'd down.
What's good.
Aye joe...
The tale of life and death. Can change by the end of shovel.
When I first moved down South.
Ughh...
Anyway...when I first moved down here. I was learning the land.
That by accident from eavesdropping cause nikkaz don't really teach a cot damn thing here.
Plus not being really down for nobody.
Which makes sense cause they have no grassroot gangs and of course no lit.
i never eavesdrop.
until... one dayI overhead conversations on snakes. I overheard. .
Nah nah.
nikka...you need a pick axe and a flat head shovel.
You hold the snake head in the dirt and knock his shyt back with the pic axe.
I got my Eddie Murphy gif on.
Like okay alright.
Then the guys tossed a beheaded black snake into the forest like a bytch.
It was demoralizing to the snake.
I thought I wanna fukk a snake up too.
Only if I come across one.
I already survived a water moccasin at the creek when I was six down here for dolo. With the pump action red rider bb gun as a shawty. I had to stick stock in the dirt to cook and shoot. When I was to weak as a shawty.
To cook back a rifle the right way.
So I survived this crazy water moccasin scare as a kid for dolo.
That all i remember is the frantic method I had to cock tha red rider. To get these well aimed shots off at this side winder water moccasin coming to take a chunk out a nikka when I was a shawty.
So I had no ill Will toward snakes. Just I did not wanna wind up looking for snake bite antidote like American Nightmare?!?! with woody harrelson.
Before I ever saw the movie. As a shawty.
I could been off there.
TV completely shut off.
So now fast forward liie thirty five plus years later or so. Where now I over hear this by accident. That it reminds me. I do have a snake body notch on my bed post. Yet i forgot all about there is a real danger of zoo snake animals out here. For real, f'oh real.
Cot damn it Mayne.
So fast forward a bit.
Just now oddly enough it is Sunday like today.
My daughter is visiting and she is nine years old.
Plus has found frogs.
to watch on the front steps to the porch.
I tell her leave them damn things alone or you will have warts.
She huffs in the crib.
I was sitting on the porch.
Just enjoying the new surroundings.
Blaze'n an l.
It was serene.
Like that Bambi scene.
where the baby animals are playing.
with a flute lead orchestra ensemble.
I am enjoying the baby rabbits and squirrels and birds. all enjoying themselves in the yard.
I thought.
It would be fukked up.
If a pred...... a -tor
Was - out - here....
Oh sheit!!!!!
Art Barr
Continued...
Flat head or spaded shovel.
Choose your weapon.
Followed up by :
The nikka's hand book of krom.
Featuring
The tales of the Hattori hanzo :
Tale one : babysnake color wheel of death
Tale two :
Sshhh...lord krom.. snake have bad hearing.
Last tale of the book of snakes.
CODE OF THE COPPERHEAD
Or
THE GERMAN MAUSER : SNAKE SWITCH GAWD
Or.....
The humbling of the snake.
ART BARR
of the pick axe.
And.... pick the wrong end of a shovel,.... and,.... you could be touched.
Chat....
Whud'd down.
What's good.
Aye joe...
The tale of life and death. Can change by the end of shovel.
When I first moved down South.
Ughh...
Anyway...when I first moved down here. I was learning the land.
That by accident from eavesdropping cause nikkaz don't really teach a cot damn thing here.
Plus not being really down for nobody.
Which makes sense cause they have no grassroot gangs and of course no lit.
i never eavesdrop.
until... one dayI overhead conversations on snakes. I overheard. .
Nah nah.
nikka...you need a pick axe and a flat head shovel.
You hold the snake head in the dirt and knock his shyt back with the pic axe.
I got my Eddie Murphy gif on.
Like okay alright.
Then the guys tossed a beheaded black snake into the forest like a bytch.
It was demoralizing to the snake.
I thought I wanna fukk a snake up too.
Only if I come across one.
I already survived a water moccasin at the creek when I was six down here for dolo. With the pump action red rider bb gun as a shawty. I had to stick stock in the dirt to cook and shoot. When I was to weak as a shawty.
To cook back a rifle the right way.
So I survived this crazy water moccasin scare as a kid for dolo.
That all i remember is the frantic method I had to cock tha red rider. To get these well aimed shots off at this side winder water moccasin coming to take a chunk out a nikka when I was a shawty.
So I had no ill Will toward snakes. Just I did not wanna wind up looking for snake bite antidote like American Nightmare?!?! with woody harrelson.
Before I ever saw the movie. As a shawty.
I could been off there.
TV completely shut off.
So now fast forward liie thirty five plus years later or so. Where now I over hear this by accident. That it reminds me. I do have a snake body notch on my bed post. Yet i forgot all about there is a real danger of zoo snake animals out here. For real, f'oh real.
Cot damn it Mayne.
So fast forward a bit.
Just now oddly enough it is Sunday like today.
My daughter is visiting and she is nine years old.
Plus has found frogs.
to watch on the front steps to the porch.
I tell her leave them damn things alone or you will have warts.
She huffs in the crib.
I was sitting on the porch.
Just enjoying the new surroundings.
Blaze'n an l.
It was serene.
Like that Bambi scene.
where the baby animals are playing.
with a flute lead orchestra ensemble.
I am enjoying the baby rabbits and squirrels and birds. all enjoying themselves in the yard.
I thought.
It would be fukked up.
If a pred...... a -tor
Was - out - here....
Oh sheit!!!!!
Art Barr
Continued...
Flat head or spaded shovel.
Choose your weapon.
Followed up by :
The nikka's hand book of krom.
Featuring
The tales of the Hattori hanzo :
Tale one : babysnake color wheel of death
Tale two :
Sshhh...lord krom.. snake have bad hearing.
Last tale of the book of snakes.
CODE OF THE COPPERHEAD
Or
THE GERMAN MAUSER : SNAKE SWITCH GAWD
Or.....
The humbling of the snake.
ART BARR
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Solomon Lurke
My Boys Dey Be Lurkin...
I’ve never even seen a snake IRL that wasn’t someone’s “pet” or in an exhibit
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
FLAT HEAD OR SPADED SHOVEL
I should have a fsm club nickname.
for all the people who kick it.
at the table with a nikka.
Anyway....
We pick up where our hero..
Art Barr
Let's out an explicit expletive.
Oh sheit!!
A predator.
A real snake.
A real pred...a-tor.
There is no fukk'n way.
My subconscious immediately kicked in. Like yeah nikka. That is a snake.
Right where your daughter was just fukkin with frogs at.
My anger pumped up at the snake.
As I felt like you could have took my daughter off of there.
So I felt some type of way.
At the same time.
I thought.
Pic axe and flat head shovel.
I go in to fastest nikka from south shore action.
Run down the steps and hop over the Bannister to avoid the snake.
I run to the shed.
On point...with my keys out.
To go get a pick axe and flat headed shovel.
I emerge from the shed.
With the pick axe and...
Damn it mayne...
Where is the flathead shovel at?
In my haste.
I think I gotta get this snake off of there.
What if my daughter wander outside.
to mess with frogs again?
Against better father decisions...I take what is available.
I grab the pick axe and.....
A spaded shovel.
fukk!!
HAN SOlO : I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS, CHEEWIE....
Art Barr
I should have a fsm club nickname.
for all the people who kick it.
at the table with a nikka.
Anyway....
We pick up where our hero..
Art Barr
Let's out an explicit expletive.
Oh sheit!!
A predator.
A real snake.
A real pred...a-tor.
There is no fukk'n way.
My subconscious immediately kicked in. Like yeah nikka. That is a snake.
Right where your daughter was just fukkin with frogs at.
My anger pumped up at the snake.
As I felt like you could have took my daughter off of there.
So I felt some type of way.
At the same time.
I thought.
Pic axe and flat head shovel.
I go in to fastest nikka from south shore action.
Run down the steps and hop over the Bannister to avoid the snake.
I run to the shed.
On point...with my keys out.
To go get a pick axe and flat headed shovel.
I emerge from the shed.
With the pick axe and...
Damn it mayne...
Where is the flathead shovel at?
In my haste.
I think I gotta get this snake off of there.
What if my daughter wander outside.
to mess with frogs again?
Against better father decisions...I take what is available.
I grab the pick axe and.....
A spaded shovel.
fukk!!
HAN SOlO : I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS, CHEEWIE....
Art Barr
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
In the wild....
Oh you learn why.
they are gawd's most wisest creature real quick.
The devil is a theif and a liar.
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
SNAKE = GOD'S WISEST CREATURE
OR,...
THA...
DEVIL IS A THEIF AND A LIAR
Now I am split.
Do I turn down urgency and the energy in this window to tear up this shed.
Or do I take on this challenge. I heard was a possible fatal mistake.
It think,...
Yo daughter could walk right back out the door now.
Spaded shovel...it is.
I use the same nikka won medals in the hood.
As the fastest Chicago nikka.
from out south to south shore speed.
Making as little loud traction noise as possible.
When I come back.
The snake was gone........
Art Barr
OR,...
THA...
DEVIL IS A THEIF AND A LIAR
Now I am split.
Do I turn down urgency and the energy in this window to tear up this shed.
Or do I take on this challenge. I heard was a possible fatal mistake.
It think,...
Yo daughter could walk right back out the door now.
Spaded shovel...it is.
I use the same nikka won medals in the hood.
As the fastest Chicago nikka.
from out south to south shore speed.
Making as little loud traction noise as possible.
When I come back.
The snake was gone........
Art Barr
