SMH, I just had to kick this chick out the crib at 3:47 am.....

[newworldafro]

DISRESPECTFUL GIRLFRIEND - @SpokenReasons Feat: @JazzyGoGetIt - YouTube

I screamed like it was Freddy in the toilet..................................

Damn....."you want to explain this shiit".....don't ask him how??

 

[Mensch Fontana]

what that thang smell like tho?

 

[YBE]

who the fukk shyts & thinks its cool to leave two giant turds in the toilet?

 

[Lavish]

props....broads cant be leaving 5 dollar foot long
floaters and expect a good nights sleep..
should have dropped it in a shoe box and handed it
to her stankin ass at the door.

your quickly becoming my fav poster

off the strength of that gif, and your whole steeze

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

A nikka got up to take a late night piss and I go to lift the toilet seat only to find two big-ass turds swimming around in that bytch and I know damn well I ain't take no shyt . I went and woke her ass up and told her she had to go; broad had the nerve to ask what was wrong . bytch just tried to dethrone me in my own castle, smh.

Stop messing with trollops.

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

total

Duck Tales Theme - YouTube

Man you nggas on this site is dumb funny. The DuckTales smiley is hilarious enough. Dude hit the theme. I ain't heard this shh in 15 years. I'm over here crying. Too funny

 

[GetInTheTruck]

you didn't listen to this before making this thread?

 

[-G$-]

the floaters were probably just the remnants of what didn't go down on the first flush.

you shoulda seen the rest of it.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

damn

yall harsh with it...

 

[Listen]

props....broads cant be leaving 5 dollar foot long
floaters and expect a good nights sleep..

 

[Silver Surfer]

might have been an oversight.......but im not mad at you

 

[Esau = Evil]

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Duck Tales Theme - YouTube

Precisely.



So....



●You fall asleep in your crib with a jumpoff up to roam freely and do as she pleases.

●You end up going to the bathroom later, and sees shyt, to describe....yet you said she wiped. So....How big is your toilet?

●You know exactly what time it is you kick her out, even after being traumatized and obviously groggy from the tiredness of being half sleep, and im sure....fukking the night away.

 

[Mowgli]

Precisely.



So....



●You fall asleep in your crib with a jumpoff up to roam freely and do as she pleases.

●You end up going to the bathroom later, and sees shyt, to describe....yet you said she wiped. So....How big is your toilet?

●You know exactly what time it is you kick her out, even after being traumatized and obviously groggy from the tiredness of being half sleep, and im sure....fukking the night away.

Yea i think detective Queen has solved this one yall. Case closed. Dude is lyin.

 

[big bun]

A nikka got up to take a late night piss and I go to lift the toilet seat only to find two big-ass turds swimming around in that bytch and I know damn well I ain't take no shyt . I went and woke her ass up and told her she had to go; broad had the nerve to ask what was wrong . bytch just tried to dethrone me in my own castle, smh.

Was there toilet paper in there too?

 

[havoc00]

You did the right thing. what did she do when u said she had to bounce she curse u out? cry?