Small purchases that improved your life

[DA_LURKA]

You

how do these things even work?


I mean, seriously... we dn't use bidets in Harlem...


how do I explain that to harlemites that visit my home?

You explain It like this for the ogz...

Og dame

• DA_LURKA
• Mar 16, 2018

Dame pause

• DA_LURKA
• Oct 15, 2017

 

[mag357]

This is easy for me
A music app on my phone...
2yrs ago i was like " I gotta go copp that new CD"...
my young boyz at the job was like
"nikka, wha da fuk izza C.D.?"

They Changed my fukkin life right then and there.
Never thought i would have so much access to music.
I put all my other old heads on.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Was damn near about to buy a whole new tv till I discovered a hdmi splitter on Amazon a few weeks ago. I got a rather new (3 years old) LG TV with only one hdmi port. shyt sucks having to switch between the cable box, ps4 and whatever else I needed. Turned one hdmi into 5. Never looked back

This x100. Was in the same predicament.

Only thing I got to add is anyone who has back issues, get a versadesk. A bit pricey but my job was issuing them out and didn’t make you sign for them so I got the logistics dude to hook me up with an extra

 

[BaldingSoHard]

how do these things even work?


I mean, seriously... we dn't use bidets in Harlem...


how do I explain that to harlemites that visit my home?

It shoots a spray of water at your butthole after you're done shytting.

Taking a big nasty shyt and walking away with a crystal clear a$$hole is .

 

[Paradoxical Tiger]

For 9.99 you can produce some heat on this, and I learned about sampling,chopping from using this...

Gonn actually get Beat Maker 3 on an ipad and incorporate that along with FL Studio to make tracks until I work up to a maschine.

What is this?

 

[Paradoxical Tiger]

just improves snack time, instead of unhealthy shyt. i can just get a slice of african sweet bread toast it up and add butter. good for heating little snacks you want crispy, not microwave heat and the toaster is too small.

was about 17.99.

I love you nikka

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Half oz for 100 is always my small purchase that makes life easier. I think I'll go check on it riiiiiiiight now

 

[Cat piss martini]

36 count Magnum condoms for 15$ Walmart special,
Burts bees lipbalm,Yankee candles,Netflix,Dollar shave etc.

 

[ALonelyDad]

improved my depression

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

Tickets to six flags.


I was careless with a thot back in 2005. We got on Batman The Ride.


I call it Batman The Miscarriager

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Half oz for 100 is always my small purchase that makes life easier. I think I'll go check on it riiiiiiiight now

 

[*crackSTAR*]

Echo plus. Makes my house a palace

 

[YamakaSmacker]

improved my depression

If you get 2 you can get high and watch em fight and make up like a Puerto Rican couple

 

[FreshAIG]

Nutribullet

Eating salads and trying to get a bunch of greens in my diet was hard. The Nutribullet made getting all the nutrients and veggies I needed super easy. I can have two green drinks a day.

 

[Orange cream shake]

I used to get get really bad carpel tunnel since Im always on the computer. Bought this and havent looked back since. Best $26 purchase. Cant even use a regular mouse now Seeing people lift and pull a mouse is so archaic

+

(bootleg) jus sitback and let it convert text to speech, another time saver.

How did you get rid of your carpal tunnel?