I never really learned how to drive, I take taxis, one night like 4 years ago, two friends and I, the two are gone off goose and xanax, dragging around like a gallon of that shyt, and like 20 pills, we were leaving some girls place way out of the way like 20 miles from my area, and they have me drive, I'm trying to figure out what the fukk I'm doing, in front of a gate, and a car pulls behind me, blaring the horn, and I just reverse right into their shyt. Like a Weill Ferrell type movie.
We are all dirty, and they are belligerent drunk, on suspended licenses, I wanted to leave, have my drunk ass friend drive. We all tried different techniques, my boy and I pulled out like 2 racks cash, and offered to give it to this nerdy couple straight up. The other friend gave them a fake name, address, contact number, insurance number, they got the plates. My boys insurance went up, but he took the fall for me.