Slapboxing was dumb as fukk…

[I AM WE ARE]

i accidentally got into a slap boxing match with a stranger at the beach this year.
i was in the water about up to my ribcage and i'm spinning around with my eyes
closed, throwing my arms up and down into the water and above my head like a
retard. straight up frolicing in the truest sense of the word...until i hit something
with my right arm (my strong arm) on the way up out of the water. i quickly dropped
my arms but hit it again on the way down. i wiped the water off my face and saw
this middle aged guy, my age or a little older but flabby. i'm getting ready to say
sorry because i hit this guy not once but twice. he is squaring up with me in water
up to our chests at this point and he smacked the shyt outta me. stunned, i put my
hand up to my mouth where i was struck and i was leaking. i put my hands up
getting ready to slap this bytch back but then i notice he has a eye jammy and a
fat lip. i put my hands down and dipped my head under the water to clean off the blood.
when i got back up, homie was floating on his back. we didn't say a word to each other.
just a random flash of violence on an otherwise beautiful day.

I'm not reading all that shyt but I know you said some tin foil hat shyt

 

[Hungerpain]

You act like it was optional. If you got called out to slapbox and didn’t, you might as well be washing draws in PE.

So nikkas forced you to slap box?
But you said you was tough and could fight?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I'm not reading all that shyt but I know you said some tin foil hat shyt

read it.

 

[Darth Nubian]

shyt I was slapboxing with my nephew this weekend. I'm middle aged Taught him some feints, leans, and side step combos.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

read it.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

can't relate i was boppin nikkas in the slap boxing lmfao


i got bopped plenty too but shiii

 

[Cheese McNair]

nikkas used to do this c00n shyt outside my dorm room all nite

they was too damn old to be doing that. we stopped that shyt in middle school

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

So nikkas forced you to slap box?
But you said you was tough and could fight?

Now you’re just on some trolling and twisting shyt.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

The slaps never were that hard if you had respect.
It was more "tap boxing" than slap boxing
If nikkas just out there slapping fire out you that's another issue

im glad its already been said

yall were on some bytch made shyt then.
i got knocked out several times while slap boxing growing up.
if you got 3 v 1 and all of them are trying to extinguish your essence
you will get knocked out. fukk around and wake up to the same 3
dudes still slapping you. holding you up like "Weekend at Bernie's"
landing open shots till they just get tired or you act like you passed
out again. sometimes you wouldn't even see the fist slap because it
came from behind and knocks you out one hitta quitta style. dudes
used to hop over the stall when i was taking a shyt and kick me from
above, they was wylin', couldn't get any worse i thought. wrong. one
day after my man was stomping on me from the top of the stall, he lost
his balance and fell on me as i'm sitting on the toilet. he lands on top of
me. the pressure on me from breaking his fall forced all my shyt out in
half a second. he stands up and starts slap boxing me. i'm like really, breh?
this is what we doing right now? i get smacked up, he steps on my thigh and
then my shoulder up to the top of the stall and starts kicking me again.

the dedication to the game

 

[desjardins]

.
i got knocked out several times while slap boxing growing up.


he lost
his balance and fell on me as i'm sitting on the toilet. he lands on top of
me. the pressure on me from breaking his fall forced all my shyt out in
half a second. he stands up and starts slap boxing me. i'm like really, breh?

 

[getmoney310cpt]

Whoever said that totem pole shyt that’s ALL FACTS this is how you know who got hands and who p*ssy in the neighborhood from an early age..nikkas who got mad and wanted to fight always lost when they really fought lol

 

[I AM WE ARE]

That's why I ain't read that shyt he wrote

 

[old pig]

I remember this kid around the way came up with a style he called the cobra…in hindsight the way he positioned his hands almost looked like handicap man lmao but he was ill with his shyt…he’d be in a fighting stance with his hands up but instead of his fists balled up, his hands were flat out (palms down) to mimic cobras’ heads

 

[So-Chi]

nikkas used to do this c00n shyt outside my dorm room all nite

nikkas just be throwing c00n around all willy nilly

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Yeah, slapboxing usually ends up getting real or someone ending up with a swollen lip.

I used to prefer grappling and wrestling as a boy.