Simplify Movies With Simple Plot Descriptions

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Aladdin- Young hood nikka stumbles upon a way to get his bread up, but old heads won't let him be great. Sparks romance by playing his royal love interest a classic banger in his rented luxury vehicle.

Mrs. Doubtfire- Loving father gets dropped for James Bond and is forced to become a tranny to see his kids again.

Casino- Get married, brehs.
 

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The Wrestler - washed up grappler finds comfort in ring as he battles drugs, a relationship with a stripper, health conditions and his lesbian daughter

Hustle and Flow- a raggedy pimp gains rap legitimacy after whooping a local celebrity rappers ass

The Avengers- finally a superhero movie with more than two heroes yet is heavily centered on Tony Stark

Think Like A Man - A good black movie that has no Tyler Perry influence

Iron man 3- egomaniac genius attempts to deal with internal conflict and reform his playa ways all while shunning his black friend of the glory

Project X- Suburban white youth pushes limits with with wild house extravaganza after his father questions his testicular fortitude

Dark Knight Rises - Billionaire superhero pays for his simping after refusing to take heed to his butler dropping game on him

Super 8- curious white children end up filming an alien that really wasn't fukking with no one in a lackluster town
 

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Cosmopolis - The guy from Twilight rambles about nonsense in a limo for three hours.

Red Hook Summer - Teenaged shythead spends summer with pedophile grandfather. I think somebody learns a lesson or something. Maybe not.
 

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Tommy Boy- President of the towns major factory dies and leaves his functionally retarded son and smart ass protege to drive across the midwest to save the factory
 

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The Happening - Plants decide to kill all of mankind by making humans kill themselves using spores that every single plant on Earth can create. Marky Mark runs away. The plants change their mind.
 

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Cabin In The Woods - Global corporation sacrifice children around the planet to save the world from demonic demi-gods.
 

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The Blind Side - The true story of an already rich white family snatching a young big black man off the streets and teaching him how to play football And to act civil which leads him to the NFL, in which the white family takes all the credit.
 
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