Simplify Movies With Simple Plot Descriptions

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

this thread has potential

 

[Dr.HannibalLecter]

Batman - Rich man attacks the mentally ill

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Home Alone - Bad parents leave 10 year old boy at home by himself while they jet off to Europe. Young boy then engages in a life or death battle with two pedophiles trying to enter his home. He designs & lays several traps to kill pedophiles but is unsuccessful, only maiming them before inadequate police force come to the rescue. Bad parents lose said Child yet again a year later.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

The Matrix - Man attempts to save humanity from extermination at the hands of computer overlords by becoming malware.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Forrest Gump- The life and times of an absurdly famous, albeit retarded man who endlessly simps an alcoholic with no legs and a a drug addled bytch who manipulates him, but takes pride raising her seed in the end.

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Bound -

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Every Steven Seagal movie ever released- "I am invincible"

 

[I'm Chillin]

Cloud Atlas - We have no fukking idea.

 

[Malik]

Twilight - 16 year old girl falls in love with a 109 year old man but, its not gross. He's a vampire.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Add on.

made it sound like a dope action flick that I want to see.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Fast and Furious: criminals breaking the law by having nonsanctioned street races putting everyone's life at risk due to wreckless driving...to benefit their greed for money

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Batman - Rich man attacks the mentally ill

LMMFAO

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Superman: Alien Invader appoints self savior of all humanity and villifies those who oppose him.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

No Country For Old Men - Small town sheriff plans retirement after being consumed by thoughts of being killed by a modern day hitman that hes never seen.

 

[Greenstrings]

The Whole 9 Yards - Get Married Brehs

Blue Valentine - Get Married Brehs

Mr & Mrs Smith - Get Married Brehs

Kramer vs Kramer - Get Married Brehs

Mrs Doubtfire - Get Married Brehs

A Separation - Get Married Brehs

Intolerable Cruelty - Get Married Brehs

Definitely, Maybe - Get Married Brehs

The Age of Innocence - Get Married Brehs

Why Did I Get Married? - Get Married Brehs

Liar Liar - Get Marries Brehs

Why Did I Get Married Too? - Get Married Too Brehs