Simplify Movies With Simple Plot Descriptions

[Mr. Somebody]

Pitch Black - convicted blind mass murderer escapes capture on an alien planet by killing authorities and his band of bounty hunters.

 

[Greenstrings]

Superman: Alien Invader appoints self savior of all humanity and villifies those who oppose him.

Is that you Lex?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Is that you Lex?

Lex is right

 

[The Phoenix]

Contagion - Gwyneth Paltrow eats chinese food without washing her hands, gets super aids, and damn near kills everyone on the planet.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2) - Fred dies, Snape Dies, Voldemort Dies, Neville lives. Harry grows up and continues to be a mediocre magician.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Harry Potter - boy leaves his family to become a demon like his parents

 

[Kartel13]

Batman - Rich man attacks the mentally ill

 

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Armageddon - A meteor the size of Texas is on track to destroy earth. NASA, home to the smartest people in the world and the American government decide the only plan of action is to train a group of oil rig half wits to go into space and drill a hole into said meteor. A sappy, pop rock love ballad by an over the hill band from the 70s provides the soundtrack.

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[BlvdBrawler]

The Matrix - Man attempts to save humanity from extermination at the hands of computer overlords by becoming malware.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Back to the future - Mad scientist selfishly changes reality for personal gain.

 

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Lethal Weapon - Aging black cop partnered with crazy white man by his superiors in a plot to force him into early retirement. Property damage and insurance claims ensue.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Nightmare on Elm Street - Unlawful murder of child killer turns into parents worst nightmare.

Friday the 13th - Horny camp counselors inspire killing spree spanning decades.

 

[Grifter]

Ghostbusters - Three doctors shoot lasers at shyt and helps fukk up the city.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Home Alone - Bad parents leave 10 year old boy at home by himself while they jet off to Europe. Young boy then engages in a life or death battle with two pedophiles trying to enter his home. He designs & lays several traps to kill pedophiles but is unsuccessful, only maiming them before inadequate police force come to the rescue. Bad parents lose said Child yet again a year later.

The Matrix - Man attempts to save humanity from extermination at the hands of computer overlords by becoming malware.

Lethal Weapon - Aging black cop partnered with crazy white man by his superiors in a plot to force him into early retirement. Property damage and insurance claims ensue.

 

[The Phoenix]

Avatar - Future humans and aliens remake the classic film, "Dances With Wolves".


Transformers (All of them) - The tale of a young, entitled, white male who searches for a way to overcome his demons. Every now and then this movie has robots in it.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Ghostbusters - Three doctors shoot lasers at shyt and helps fukk up the city.

Ghostbusters - Vinz and Zuul seek to rekindle lost love in their attempt to bring a demonic God to earth for rulership.