Should I join the army?
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One of my retarded friends got into the army
I want to be a driver for the military. Get all my hgv licences and shyt for free.
Well, this is just my take on it.
1.Don't marry a military girl because many of them are damaged goods. Many girls in regular life are damaged... so why increase your chances?
Also, many feel they are better than what they are, in society she's a 7/10... on the base shes a 30/10.
2. Many nikkas never really had money like that, And truthfully never got p*ssy like that in HS. Many of the chicks who join have had that p*ssy work really well in HS. Take that Guy in a stressful situation.. and give him that girl.. He is infatuated and in love. He wants to marry her and randomly has the money to do it and get a ring. The marriage will not last.
3. If #2 doesn't apply, then I just say don't marry a girl you meet in your fukking Job training right after basic. . You know this bytch for 3 month's now ur in love??. Divorce rate from that is damn near 100%.
4. Girls who join are (usually) either Very driven in life and joined because they are focus on their goals... AKA don't have time to be ur wify, will probably out rank u and eventually will get deployed and let a man she actually respects fukk her for 6 months str8. OR she is joining the military because she has no other options. She had a rough life, she is clingy, her father sucks at life.. she doesn't really love you, its infatuation.. she's a smut and you shouldn't wife her.
5. They get deployed. Deployment is like Vegas x 300. health care is free she will lose the STD's before she gets back.
6. There are nikkas like me in the military that will try her constantly.. That will be in your unit and be talking deep shyt with you one minute and texting ur bytch the next min. Everyone will know Whose fukking her - No one will tell you. especially if she's around combat troops or MP's - she will secretly wanna fukk them, On the first TDY or training away from you. A trif dude will do anything and everything to hit. And he will hit.
7. Girls who grow up around military bases have been fukking military guys since they were 13. They know more about ur benefits than you do. It's a trap, imo. there are some good ones.. but y take the chance?
the military can work for you as long as you understand:
1. The Government owns you. shyt aint summer camp. Toss all your "this aint fair"s in the bushes.
2. You could die, lose a limb, lose a buddy, etc.
If you can accept those two things then theres plenty of advantages the army offers. Just never forget that whatever benefits you receive, the army will make you earn in spades.
1. The Government owns you. shyt aint summer camp. Toss all your "this aint fair"s in the bushes.
2. You could die, lose a limb, lose a buddy, etc.
If you can accept those two things then theres plenty of advantages the army offers. Just never forget that whatever benefits you receive, the army will make you earn in spades.
Mastamimd
Ain't shyt
travel the world
priceless experiences
closer friends then you could ever imagine
free college
free college for you kids
life-long benefits
life-long tax breaks
Free park hopper pass @ Disney World and 99$ pass for family
as long as you're not a typical spoiled American p*ssy then it is a petty good deal.
I was talking to a chick who was in the army. Back from Afghanistan. Probably a 6/10. Real cool though. Her story:
1. Getting a divorce
2. Constantly harassed on base. She said dudes are just fukking brazen out there. Walk by and grab her snatch in a bar. So she cut off hair to get less attention. This is a 6/10 getting this attention.
3. Was sexually assaulted.
4. Caught herpes from the assault
I'm lucky she's was decent enough to tell me before we did anything.
But again Blackking dropping knowledge. Military girls are damaged goods.