onelastdeath
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Already down13 pages of this bs and not one pic of her
coli yall slacking
Shorty Just broke up with me (update)
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This! Thread was highly entertaining, but if op isn't
he's a moron and has no clue whatsoever of how woman operate
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My bad I took so long to answer . shyt went all bad then went all good then bad again, then good.
She pulled up in a north face and leggings with a crop top underneath showing her stomach , pretending she just came from the gym but was smelling fresh out the fukking shower and wore that to appear busy like she stopped what she was doing for me and more importantly to show off
She asked me why I’m being difficult and i explained to her that I wasn’t being difficult but that I’m not ina good place to be with her right now and if she ABSOLUTELY needss to stop fukkin with me to soul search and/or show her worth then I support her 100%
We in the room going thru the motions and I’m tryna convince her to keep her fire ass sex in my life THEN I hear my buzzer go off but that’s normal in my building because sometimes people just try to get in or have the wrong door, then I hear a knock at my door and it opens and I can hear a voice and im like no fukkin way no fukkIN WAY.
shorty i bagged at Five Guys
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/being-young-black-tall-and-paid-is-a-cheat-code-smh.614960
is in my fukkinggggg houseI forgot I was going out to lunch with her and that I gave her my address to pull up YESTERDAY and considering the fukking weather I thought she’d dub it but NOOOOO My homie smoking in the living room and buzzes her in like a fukking dikkhead no who is it no nothin
Now I got five guys shorty and Farrah in da crib at the same time and I told her to stay in the room while I go see who’s out there even tho I know who the fukk it is
I come out and this young bytch is looking like seven snacks and then Farrah comes out and my homie is so fukking high and now realizing what he did on some
Five guys shorty is like are you ready to go ? And Farrah is like who the hell is this and I’m like ... my friend and five guys shorty goes who are you? And she like “im his girlfriend” and i see the play and im like
“EX”. And she goes “we broke up like 4 hours ago
So I do what every real nikka would do
push the fukkING LIE DEEPER
I told her that I knew she was gonna break up with me (I never even knew we were dating) and that i just wanted to feel better about it and get ahead of the curve
And she goes how did u know ? And I told her She was being distant and ignoring me after that discussion we had and as it turns out U DID BREAK UP WITH ME
Five guys shorty is like so are you two together or not? im like nahhh she broke up with me
shes like “so can we go?
and I’m like yeah we out
I grabbed my jacket and dipped. And my nikka just Sittin there tryna process the monumental fukk up he just did and this high ass nikka like ‘bro bring me back sumthin’
Then this While I’m out
and I went out with shorty for A couple of hours ate at five guys for free talked and pretty much told me that it was fukked up what i did but technically not cheating . told me that I shud go check on her and that if we still aint together after then me and her cud kick it but she dont respect a nikka that cheats on his girl and she wont be a part of that . Which is respectable
and when i got back sure enuff she was still there
ended up havin this long ass conversation about her age and her future and what she needs and lots of fukkin crying and tbh I understood it .
ended up tossing shots of johnnie back while talkin like civilized adults and she said she neva wanted to break up with me and got convinced to by her friend and then said that if i needed time to think Then I cud have some but not too much
ended up fukkin all night off and on all night and shes coming over after she gets off from work .
so after a fake breakup and fake makeup sex i got her where she was really was n the first place I guess?
my homie been sending me soundbytes of ‘still not a player’ and he dont kno yet but we gotta have a serious convo abt him being on point .
Crazy day .
RAFTERS STATUUUUUUUSSSSSS
This is still going??? OP - get ya life and stop trolling. You went on your epic rant about how you were gonna stop posting here bc of the feedback; yet you’re still here 6 hrs later. Then you rant about how you wanna be single, how you just want a fwb, how you want to dead the situation but you still kick it with this girl. Then going on dates with the 5 guys chick but conveniently forgot about (which is suspect), but still go back to the other girl, Then you say you’re holding out for a black woman to wife. Then you say your posting the girl’s pick and immediately take the shyt down. No one sees the pic.
Damn - do you ever make a decision that you actually stick with????!!! You’re 5 mins of coli fame been up... dead this and stop being goofy. Because at this point you looking real mental. Like seriously. Thinking you’re dead making all this shyt up as you go along; not adding up.
Damn - do you ever make a decision that you actually stick with????!!! You’re 5 mins of coli fame been up... dead this and stop being goofy. Because at this point you looking real mental. Like seriously. Thinking you’re dead making all this shyt up as you go along; not adding up.
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Indiglow Meta (R$G)
Ultra.
Why y'all in here egging that bytch on?
To be fair, you've also said multiple times that you were gonna stop posting in here
And you do seem to have more words in this thread than anyone else(including OP)
That’s what a discussion board is - and yes, you’re correct. But what’s your point exactly???
It's just that judging from your posts, you seem pretty invested in this thread yourself
And bumping the thread asking why it's still going, actually keeps it going
nikka, this is going straight to the rafters 
K. Cool- Thanks for your input. Noted.It's just that judging from your posts, you seem pretty invested in this thread yourself
And bumping the thread asking why it's still going, actually keeps it going
Of course . I be eating that
Salute to you OP. Thread was entertaining
But after reading this I'm sure this thread was never meant for serious advice
You not only going out on dates, But your also eating the pum pum???....... Dawg that girl has BEEN your girlfriend, stop playing around.
If you say your beating it raw I would give you a rep. Just for trolling us so well
Wondering why this girl catching feelings, and talking bout "I didnt know we were together"