So let's get those pictures good sir
Shorty Just broke up with me (update)
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Something big must've happened for OP to not have updated us 10 hours after the girl last texted him
On the real, OP sounds ridiculous saying that his wife has to be black. That shyt has no impact on the human race or black people as a whole.
You also come off as mad scummy for stringing the girl on without stating your true intentions. That's the shyt females be talking about, fam...
You also come off as mad scummy for stringing the girl on without stating your true intentions. That's the shyt females be talking about, fam...
nikka they still canI feel the same way tbh.
I want my kids to look like me
.My brother is mixed and he looks like my biological father and they even have the same damn voice
.Thats true. But theres also a chance they dont look like you & dont have any african features or complexion.nikka they still can
My brother is mixed and he looks like my biological father and they even have the same damn voice
You cant choose who you end up loving. But if I can, I'm going for a chick that's brown or black. So my kids have the best chance of being either.
Plus Brown skin women done have the key to my heart
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nikkas repeating 90s hoodrat quotes verbatim because they have no other household influences. I used to only hear hoes say that...nikka they still can
My brother is mixed and he looks like my biological father and they even have the same damn voice
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Right on fam.
Post them OP.
I can assure you the young lady will be treated with the upmost respect.
You have my word.
Sheeeeeeeeet. I figured if I just ask nicely OP might do it. He going to funerals and court and what not. Might as well be of service to us here too.
Basically she was trying to simp test you because she needed attention, but it backfired. when she said "love how you let me leave" and "you only do that for people you care" she was confused and trying to realign her strategy.
Basically she is testing you and fukking with you to gain attention and restore the negative balance if everything was going perfect.
Make sure you beast fukk her for doing that shyt
Beast f*** or Breast f***? Was that a typo? Becase it has been established he is dealing with an inny bitty titty comittie half asian half italian. There is not enough meats to Breast f***.
Just an observation.
Also. Looks like OP FAILED the simp test. It looked for a second there that he was going to pass it and just cut off this annoying chick but no, he kept texting back.
FAIL. So many chicks in the world why even deal with the ones who are like this. Let them go. Let them be. Or just propose then.
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My bad I took so long to answer . shyt went all bad then went all good then bad again, then good.
She pulled up in a north face and leggings with a crop top underneath showing her stomach , pretending she just came from the gym but was smelling fresh out the fukking shower and wore that to appear busy like she stopped what she was doing for me and more importantly to show off
She asked me why I’m being difficult and i explained to her that I wasn’t being difficult but that I’m not ina good place to be with her right now and if she ABSOLUTELY needss to stop fukkin with me to soul search and/or show her worth then I support her 100%
We in the room going thru the motions and I’m tryna convince her to keep her fire ass sex in my life THEN I hear my buzzer go off but that’s normal in my building because sometimes people just try to get in or have the wrong door, then I hear a knock at my door and it opens and I can hear a voice and im like no fukkin way no fukkIN WAY.
shorty i bagged at Five Guys
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/being-young-black-tall-and-paid-is-a-cheat-code-smh.614960
is in my fukkinggggg house
I forgot I was going out to lunch with her and that I gave her my address to pull up YESTERDAY and considering the fukking weather I thought she’d dub it but NOOOOO My homie smoking in the living room and buzzes her in like a fukking dikkhead no who is it no nothin
Now I got five guys shorty and Farrah in da crib at the same time and I told her to stay in the room while I go see who’s out there even tho I know who the fukk it is
I come out and this young bytch is looking like seven snacks and then Farrah comes out and my homie is so fukking high and now realizing what he did on some
Five guys shorty is like are you ready to go ? And Farrah is like who the hell is this and I’m like ... my friend and five guys shorty goes who are you? And she like “im his girlfriend
” and i see the play and im like 
“EX”. And she goes “we broke up like 4 hours ago ” and I’m like damn I gotta just keep it 100 now or push the lie deeper
So I do what every real nikka would do
I told her that I knew she was gonna break up with me (I never even knew we were dating) and that i just wanted to feel better about it and get ahead of the curve
And she goes how did u know ? And I told her She was being distant and ignoring me after that discussion we had and as it turns out U DID BREAK UP WITH ME
Five guys shorty is like so are you two together or not? im like nahhh she broke up with me
shes like “so can we go?”
and I’m like yeah we out
I grabbed my jacket and dipped. And my nikka just Sittin there tryna process the monumental fukk up he just did and this high ass nikka like ‘bro bring me back sumthin’
Then this While I’m out
and I went out with shorty for A couple of hours ate at five guys for free talked and pretty much told me that it was fukked up what i did but technically not cheating . told me that I shud go check on her and that if we still aint together after then me and her cud kick it but she dont respect a nikka that cheats on his girl and she wont be a part of that . Which is respectable
and when i got back sure enuff she was still there
ended up havin this long ass conversation about her age and her future and what she needs and lots of fukkin crying and tbh I understood it .
ended up tossing shots of johnnie back while talkin like civilized adults and she said she neva wanted to break up with me and got convinced to by her friend and then said that if i needed time to think Then I cud have some but not too much
ended up fukkin all night off and on all night and shes coming over after she gets off from work .
so after a fake breakup and fake makeup sex i got her where she was really was n the first place I guess?
my homie been sending me soundbytes of ‘still not a player’ and he dont kno yet but we gotta have a serious convo abt him being on point .
Crazy day .
She pulled up in a north face and leggings with a crop top underneath showing her stomach , pretending she just came from the gym but was smelling fresh out the fukking shower and wore that to appear busy like she stopped what she was doing for me and more importantly to show off
She asked me why I’m being difficult and i explained to her that I wasn’t being difficult but that I’m not ina good place to be with her right now and if she ABSOLUTELY needss to stop fukkin with me to soul search and/or show her worth then I support her 100%
We in the room going thru the motions and I’m tryna convince her to keep her fire ass sex in my life THEN I hear my buzzer go off but that’s normal in my building because sometimes people just try to get in or have the wrong door, then I hear a knock at my door and it opens and I can hear a voice and im like no fukkin way no fukkIN WAY.
shorty i bagged at Five Guys
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/being-young-black-tall-and-paid-is-a-cheat-code-smh.614960
is in my fukkinggggg house
I forgot I was going out to lunch with her and that I gave her my address to pull up YESTERDAY and considering the fukking weather I thought she’d dub it but NOOOOO My homie smoking in the living room and buzzes her in like a fukking dikkhead no who is it no nothinNow I got five guys shorty and Farrah in da crib at the same time and I told her to stay in the room while I go see who’s out there even tho I know who the fukk it is
I come out and this young bytch is looking like seven snacks and then Farrah comes out and my homie is so fukking high and now realizing what he did on some
Five guys shorty is like are you ready to go ? And Farrah is like who the hell is this and I’m like ... my friend and five guys shorty goes who are you? And she like “im his girlfriend
” and i see the play and im like “EX”. And she goes “we broke up like 4 hours ago ” and I’m like damn I gotta just keep it 100 now or push the lie deeper So I do what every real nikka would do
push the fukkING LIE DEEPER 
I told her that I knew she was gonna break up with me (I never even knew we were dating
) and that i just wanted to feel better about it and get ahead of the curveAnd she goes how did u know ? And I told her She was being distant and ignoring me after that discussion we had and as it turns out U DID BREAK UP WITH ME
Five guys shorty is like so are you two together or not? im like nahhh she broke up with me
shes like “so can we go?
”and I’m like yeah we out
I grabbed my jacket and dipped. And my nikka just Sittin there tryna process the monumental fukk up he just did and this high ass nikka like ‘bro bring me back sumthin’
Then this While I’m out
and I went out with shorty for A couple of hours ate at five guys for free talked and pretty much told me that it was fukked up what i did but technically not cheating . told me that I shud go check on her and that if we still aint together after then me and her cud kick it but she dont respect a nikka that cheats on his girl and she wont be a part of that . Which is respectable
and when i got back sure enuff she was still there
ended up havin this long ass conversation about her age and her future and what she needs and lots of fukkin crying and tbh I understood it .
ended up tossing shots of johnnie back while talkin like civilized adults and she said she neva wanted to break up with me and got convinced to by her friend and then said that if i needed time to think Then I cud have some but not too much
ended up fukkin all night off and on all night and shes coming over after she gets off from work .
so after a fake breakup and fake makeup sex i got her where she was really was n the first place I guess?
my homie been sending me soundbytes of ‘still not a player’ and he dont kno yet but we gotta have a serious convo abt him being on point .
Crazy day .
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She gonna kill you cuz now she thinks y'all are back together. LMAO