Shorty Just broke up with me (update)

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Dont listen to these nikkas and women in here.
shyt got nothing to do with sex or another guy.
Reality is the bytch doesn't want to stop fukkin with you but realizes she's getting old and is fake throwing a ultimatum at you for you atleast lie to her and sell her some dreams to calm her fears of being 30+ still being easy p*ssy to men that will never wife her.
You won.

Finall a realistic take on this shyt.

these other nikkas clearly have no experience with women past their browser tabs

 

[Diyhai]

7am and brought food was a dead give away

so no black women bring men food in the morning
ur gurl probably did for a nygga before u

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I’m not a coli rookie breh

I post her pic and this thread goes from a vent thread to “WOLVES FOUND AND HIT UP OP bytch, LINKED HER TO THE THREAD”

I know better than to play with the wolves. I’d post her nudes before I post her face tbh

Well then where they at?

 

[Blackrogue]

Coffee and a bagel is what you give a hook up whos hanging around too long and you want them to leave your house


Maybe she got it from the side dikk

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

You young cats really be thinking a female claiming she just wants dikk is on the same page as you.

She was probably hoping ud see the writing on the wall and proclaim you wanted the same thing.

Relationships dont always begin with....."so we are boyfriend and girlfriend now." In modern times usually something happens to make a couple realize they want to be together. Like having a kid or breaking up.

Women know theyll he treated different if they come out proclaiming they want kids and a man so they play the long con hoping time and routine will helo them achieve their goals.

And often, these silly broads dont realize they actually want a man and kids till they been repeatedly nutted in with nothing to show for it.

She gotta new prospect..

You're the GOAT poster, on the internet. You drop gem after gem after gem. You and @Art Barr are tied for first.

 

[dap-man]

Eh, you know the risk.

Peace.

 

[Vodun]

Well then where they at?

4 real fukk all the bs I want to see dat booty look like

 

[GreatestLaker]

OP update us breh

 

[Claudex]

Lmao! Ohhhhh u one text away from a false rape charge.
Non-blk chick ego matches non-blk male ego. U can't separate the two. That ego is a monstrosity b/c it has been fed a steady diet of "l'm better than you b/c of the color of my skin" juice from racist society.

So really you not supposed to treat a non-blk chick like this according to the lunacy of that paradigm. c00ns have told her that she is a prize to somebody like you. And by somebody like you I mean a black man.

Now you fukking up her mind b/c u treating her the way the dudes in her own race treats her which is unacceptable b/c ur supposed to chase in her deluded mind.

I know p*ssy is important to dudes and having multiple options for vagina on tap is the wave but um...u might not wanna follow this shyt up.

And dear god, why u attending a non-blk chick's family funeral. Da hell?! U outchea lookin like a damn chauffeur, only blk person around. Self-preservation over everything. I don't wanna see you get caught up.

I know blk men and women do each other grimey too but we can't afford to be this naive. Racial context matters whether we wanna admit it or not. We gotta move differently with them.

Lie and say some shyt like I'm not feeling it right now and let her off easy b/c this could get uglier.

You see this @He Won’t Die ? This sis cares about you. So listen to what she's saying.

You're trying to tell us you don't want this broad...so nikka drop this potential cac-nuke already!! Otherwise you're taking unnecessary risks fam.

Lmao at you being the only nikka at the funeral though.

 

[GhettoTeK]

Lmao I burst out laughing my damn self. You Gucci bruh

 

[Ms. Quick]

Thread fulk of pure cum gargling real life PHAGGOTS who rushed in with all type of mental gymnastics to twist the story around to sh!t on OP.

For those who keep asking, THAT is why I stopped feeding the Coli after 2016. Too many real life b!tch n!ggas and booty blown phaggots on this site who don’t come to a thread for the entertainment n jokes they just come to hate on the original poster and twist his story up like “bububut that mean u love her ”

Fags

Believe it or not, some people aren't as jaded as others.

 

[MindOverMatter]

I just came back to see if OP gave her hate sex and sold her a dream...

Y'all let me know when he makes an update.

 

[Gus Money]

Im just crackin jokes but still breh.... U buggin out.... I aint meet my girls family until we were 2-3 years in.... You bugged out

That’s kind of a long time. Not judging though, I try to put it off for as long as possible.

@Robbi

Spoiler

I assume she came over and she’s trying to y’all you into a relationship. The whole “I need to see you face to face” is a last resort tactic and I’ve fallen for it too.

You seem like a genuinely good dude, and those types of dudes can have trouble playing the field and casually dating/smashing (I’m the same way). Especially when we meet a persistent one who can’t take a hint.

I don’t have any real advice besides putting your foot down and cutting her off cold turkey if you really don’t want to be exclusive with her. She’s probably never going back to casual sex with you.

 

[Depreciating Asset]

Being 100 as a tend to be on here (Is getting scrubbed by some lil nikkas the first sign of :flabbynsick:? :sadcam:)

I dont want her as a wifey. Just because I’m actually enjoying being single

but she’s a fun fukk and fun to chill with and fukkin gorgeous . and that’s the conflict

It's clear to me that you are a good guy who has to make a tough decision. You're being straight up about what it is that you want from the situation so you have a clear conscience while she is trying to make it something else. You enjoy hanging with her and f****** her and to be honest you do kind of like this girl but you don't want a relationship right now. She thinks that if she's just awesome around you then you will magically realize it one day and change your mind and commit to her. But she wants it to be one way when it's the other way.

Look I think you know what you need to do. These text messages show that she is clearly insecure and wants you to validate her. As long as you keep her around you are not really helping her and its just going to make things worse when she has even stronger feelings later and you need to break things off. Sucks when you have to give up some good p*ssy on principle but you need to end it. You can be cool with her but don't do stuff that could be misconstrued as a relationship or dating. My two cents (to keep it 100, I am in a similar situation and can't follow my own advice which is why I get exactly the situation you are in)

 

[StarGirl]

Breh these women get crazy sometimes

I knew this one chick and we were cool we never fukked or anything tho because I with my wife at the time.

We would always chat and she would always come to sit with me during break.

One day I was sitting on top of the table at the break area on the phone and she sat down on the seat part right in front of me where the back of her head would would be between my legs and she leaned back with her head in my lap.

I told my cousin I'd call him back then I got up and got the hell outta there so i wouldn't get caught up in no #metoo shyt on the job

A couple of weeks pass and we still cool and cut up and stuff and I ask her to give me a ride home after work because my car was in the shop and my girl drove the other car to her work after she dropped me off because she worked in the next town.

Work was over and I wait for her to get off to give my bum ass a ride and she come out looking depressed when I ask what was wrong she started getting all teary eyed and shyt and she told me she really likes me but she don't think she could play the role of the other woman

I was sitting there looking like

We didn't really talk on that ride and the next week she changed shifts.

shyt was strange as hell

Sounds like me and @Poitier

how?

Why does her not being black prevent you from dating her?

Walk me through it.