Shorty Just broke up with me (update)

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Not to be :dame:

but all this means is you have weak pipe game. When a fukk buddy you have no relationship says, i aint really trying to smash no more.
that means she made another friend who can dikk her down correctly and she can't even bothered to keep you on reserve because your pipe game is :russell:.

What happens when you have a mean pipe game is girl is like, i'm in a relationship so we can't fukk around anymore but keep in touch :takedat:
AKA keep in touch just in case he doesn't hold it down. I'll be coming back for that D on occasion.
Not True at all... If ur just fukkin a shorty... and another muthafuka comes along and acts like he really likes her.... selling her dreams of being wifed up and cared for... 9x outta 10... ur gonna straight up lose that bytch.
A dikk in the hand aint worth 2 dikks in a basket with these bytches ( I just made this up, I dnt really know what i mean, but it sounds good)...
This shyt happens all the time to nikkaz who get bytches...
If u understand the game, u wish the bytch well... and laugh cause u already know whats gonna happen to her...
 

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How does one fake anger, but then not really be fake angered because you thought it was one way when it was actually the other?:jbhmm:
Ok... so reading OP story... I smelled alil bit of Bull's shyt.
She bought coffee to ur crib in the morning? :jbhmm: hmmmm.. Thats a sign that yall relationship aint what u say it is...
She came to ur house for a convo? :jbhmm: hmmm, if yall was just fukkin, that would have never had a chance to take place. If she would have just shown up with coffee and the convo face, u woulda been like :wtb:...
The fact that u said U was fake angry, the fact that ur posting this story, all leads to 1 conclusion....:usure:...
Whatever interactions OP been having with ole girl, lead her to believe there was more to there relationship, which is his fault.
nikkaz be out here trying to make chix look crazy... when they really just be doing wayyyy too much with the bytch
 

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You went to a funeral with her @He Won’t Die ? (the irony of that post to username)

:gucci::mjlol:

nikka do you have morals? God damn! I’ve sold a few dumb females a bag of nothing, but I’ve never played the I’m here for your difficult family times role. nikka you took it to Super Saiayan level 2 with that one. No wonder... and you took her on a date?!

My rule with fukk friends is we eat at your place or mine (takeout or delivery... you don’t cook for them and they don’t cook for you) and we watch movies on the sofa. You’re a wild dude.

:lolbron:

Lucky she didn’t do something to you.
I just read OP say he went to a funeral with the bytch...
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END THEAD :stop: :thumbsdown::bustback:
 

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15, but it's some weak ass simp shyt. OP trying to blame his homie for his own mistakes.
No hes just always high and u dont even ask who

who’s to say that wasn’t sum nikka I had smoke wit coming to finish me?

Opp’s friend: yo how u catch that nikka @He Won’t Die , that nikka is harder to kill :ohhh:

Opp: yo I deadass just buzzed the door and his homie just buzzed me in high and I smoked both of em :yeshrug:

Opp’s friend : say word? :ohhh:
 

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My bad I took so long to answer . shyt went all bad then went all good then bad again, then good.

She pulled up in a north face and leggings with a crop top underneath showing her stomach , pretending she just came from the gym but was smelling fresh out the fukking shower and wore that to appear busy like she stopped what she was doing for me and more importantly to show off :shaq2:

She asked me why I’m being difficult and i explained to her that I wasn’t being difficult but that I’m not ina good place to be with her right now and if she ABSOLUTELY needss to stop fukkin with me to soul search and/or show her worth then I support her 100%

We in the room going thru the motions and I’m tryna convince her to keep her fire ass sex in my life THEN I hear my buzzer go off but that’s normal in my building because sometimes people just try to get in or have the wrong door, then I hear a knock at my door and it opens and I can hear a voice and im like no fukkin way no fukkIN WAY.
shorty i bagged at Five Guys

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/being-young-black-tall-and-paid-is-a-cheat-code-smh.614960

is in my fukkinggggg house :snoop: I forgot I was going out to lunch with her and that I gave her my address to pull up YESTERDAY and considering the fukking weather I thought she’d dub it but NOOOOO My homie smoking in the living room and buzzes her in like a fukking dikkhead no who is it no nothin

Now I got five guys shorty and Farrah in da crib at the same time and I told her to stay in the room while I go see who’s out there even tho I know who the fukk it is

I come out and this young bytch is looking like seven snacks and then Farrah comes out and my homie is so fukking high and now realizing what he did on some
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Five guys shorty is like are you ready to go ? And Farrah is like who the hell is this and I’m like ... my friend and five guys shorty goes who are you? And she like “im his girlfriend :what:” and i see the play and im like :ohhh: “EX”. And she goes “we broke up like 4 hours ago :what:” and I’m like damn I gotta just keep it 100 now or push the lie deeper :snoop:

So I do what every real nikka would do
push the fukkING LIE DEEPER :banderas:

I told her that I knew she was gonna break up with me (I never even knew we were dating :skip:) and that i just wanted to feel better about it and get ahead of the curve

And she goes how did u know ? And I told her She was being distant and ignoring me after that discussion we had and as it turns out U DID BREAK UP WITH ME

Five guys shorty is like so are you two together or not? im like nahhh she broke up with me :yeshrug:

shes like “so can we go? :skip:

and I’m like yeah we out :manny:

I grabbed my jacket and dipped. And my nikka just Sittin there tryna process the monumental fukk up he just did and this high ass nikka like ‘bro bring me back sumthin’
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and I went out with shorty for A couple of hours ate at five guys for free talked and pretty much told me that it was fukked up what i did but technically not cheating . told me that I shud go check on her and that if we still aint together after then me and her cud kick it but she dont respect a nikka that cheats on his girl and she wont be a part of that . Which is respectable

and when i got back sure enuff she was still there

ended up havin this long ass conversation about her age and her future and what she needs and lots of fukkin crying and tbh I understood it .
ended up tossing shots of johnnie back while talkin like civilized adults and she said she neva wanted to break up with me and got convinced to by her friend and then said that if i needed time to think Then I cud have some but not too much

ended up fukkin all night off and on all night and shes coming over after she gets off from work .

so after a fake breakup and fake makeup sex i got her where she was really was n the first place I guess?

my homie been sending me soundbytes of ‘still not a player’ and he dont kno yet but we gotta have a serious convo abt him being on point .

Crazy day . :snoop:
For more context, how old are you?
 

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You went with a chick that you barely know to a funeral... claimed that you were just fukkin her... then proceeded to vent, complain about said chick on a forum, claiming you're 'fake angry'.. post personal texts (again, in a public forum, and again claiming, you just fukkin). The fast forward several comments, you straight simp out. lmao but ok.. u got me :stopitslime:. you LOST. :snoop:
She's white and he went to a funeral with her fam. nikka, you 110% her man. nikkas don't even want to take a chick to Popeyes, this man at a funeral like it's Get Out
 
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