Shohei Ohtani the new Pete Rose?

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shyt is dangerous. A lot of times we see these artists and athletes and shyt getting in trouble with the taxman and the law cause they were cheap and got some janky better call Saul guy
also being too generous.

doesn't he still live in a small luxury condo? all those millions sitting around, and in LA, the sharks will come after his gullible ass. Should send the checks back to japan to his parents like he used too.
 

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also being too generous.

doesn't he still live in a small luxury condo? all those millions sitting around, and in LA, the sharks will come after his gullible ass. Should send the checks back to japan to his parents like he used too.
He’s not black though, those sharks tend to have tunnel vision on their own
 

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Y’all should see the mood in Japan. It’s like the day after JFK got clipped. This dude is on all the commercials all the billboards and basically every newscast starts with what he’s did the day before. If he gets popped for this the nationwide shame may collapse the economy. :mjlol:


That said they are some of the most naive and sheltered people I have ever met. So I can almost believe Ohtani gave access to his bank accounts to a gotdamn interpreter. Him being a socially awkward dude who doesn’t control his own finances would track.
 

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Jim Gray somewhere like

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