ItWasWritten
Superstar
Why do you refuse to play Starfield ?Please tell me you took 20 sec and got this through a chatgpt prompt.
You didn't... create this yourself, right?
What’s troubling you ?
Shartfield (XSX, PC) 9.1.23 (Sharted Space DLC Out Now)
- Thread starter Dorian Breh
- Start date
What’s troubling you ?
I'm in my office.
Waiting for my paralegal to get docs for me to sign.
I would love to play it right now. I'm not home.
Dorian Breh
Veteran
Brehs, do you remember these nikkas puffing their chests out for like 4 months following the Playstation Showcase, and hyping up that mid ass Xbox one@Bathing Ape
Dear Brother Ape,
I’m sorry if my jokes have kept you up at night. I’m sorry that I’ve become a menace to your precious Starfield.
But allow me to take you through a journey. A journey of understanding.
You see
When the surprise Bethesda Purchase went through -
Oh how the Xbot faithful on here rejoiced
Oh how they cheered on the destruction of the gaming industry no matter the costs
Many “Xbox about to get Sony out the paint” type posts were made
Many fake ass analysis posts of how the war was now won
And then brother Ape, would you believe it ?
Suddenly the hype for Starfield started to build
Despite a shytty showcase at first, Xbox fans begin to believe
It started to fester into unbelievable delusions of grandeur
Look no further than the official starfield thread of what Xbots thought would be possible at first
The laughs came
Talks of the defining game of the generation
Xbots had thought to be in an untouchable space
Hype had built to a fever pitch
And finally Brother Ape we were here, here at the review embargo for Bethesdas hand picked reviewers
Xbots finally had their day
But, the Most High above laid the number 7 on our dear friends at IGN hearts
Despite other great reviews (mostly shills), I set back and started to see that here and on social media, the 7 had damaged Xbots beyond repair.
It’s as if a scolding hot branding iron with “7” had been mushed onto Xbots foreheads.
And so Brother Ape ? The laughs began, and boy did we laugh.
Head Bozo Meach and VP of bozo operations Titan tried make other threads to deter from the jokes, but it backfired heavily
He also had low level henchmen Leasy bump old threads as well.
Long story short, these laughs are well deserved. Y’all hyped this shyt up, it ain’t what you thought it was, so ? Get Rekt.
Brehs, do you remember these nikkas puffing their chests out for like 4 months following the Playstation Showcase, and hyping up that mid ass Xbox one
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Gizmo_Duck
blathering blatherskite!
Brehs, do you remember these nikkas puffing their chests out for like 4 months following the Playstation Showcase, and hyping up that mid ass Xbox one
The new norm: Xbox Games Showcase + Starfield Direct was the highest-rated and highest-viewed show for Xbox, ever (92M+ views, 38% increase YoY) km
They can easily do 2 shows a year with all the content that they own. From our own games – like Starfield, Forza Motorsport, Hellblade II: Senua’s Saga, Fable, South of Midnight, Avowed, Clockwork Revolution, Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024, Towerborne, and more – to those coming to Xbox from...
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The new norm: Xbox Games Showcase + Starfield Direct was the highest-rated and highest-viewed show for Xbox, ever (92M+ views, 38% increase YoY) km
They can easily do 2 shows a year with all the content that they own. From our own games – like Starfield, Forza Motorsport, Hellblade II: Senua’s Saga, Fable, South of Midnight, Avowed, Clockwork Revolution, Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024, Towerborne, and more – to those coming to Xbox from...
ItWasWritten
Superstar
Ahhh you’re a lawyer ?I'm in my office.
Waiting for my paralegal to get docs for me to sign.
I would love to play it right now. I'm not home.
How’s things going over there at Clown,Clown, & Associates ?
Sorry I ain’t read breh but I’m sure you was spittin@Bathing Ape
Dear Brother Ape,
I’m sorry if my jokes have kept you up at night. I’m sorry that I’ve become a menace to your precious Starfield.
But allow me to take you through a journey. A journey of understanding.
You see
When the surprise Bethesda Purchase went through -
Oh how the Xbot faithful on here rejoiced
Oh how they cheered on the destruction of the gaming industry no matter the costs
Many “Xbox about to get Sony out the paint” type posts were made
Many fake ass analysis posts of how the war was now won
And then brother Ape, would you believe it ?
Suddenly the hype for Starfield started to build
Despite a shytty showcase at first, Xbox fans begin to believe
It started to fester into unbelievable delusions of grandeur
Look no further than the official starfield thread of what Xbots thought would be possible at first
The laughs came
Talks of the defining game of the generation
Xbots had thought to be in an untouchable space
Hype had built to a fever pitch
And finally Brother Ape we were here, here at the review embargo for Bethesdas hand picked reviewers
Xbots finally had their day
But, the Most High above laid the number 7 on our dear friends at IGN hearts
Despite other great reviews (mostly shills), I set back and started to see that here and on social media, the 7 had damaged Xbots beyond repair.
It’s as if a scolding hot branding iron with “7” had been mushed onto Xbots foreheads.
And so Brother Ape ? The laughs began, and boy did we laugh.
Head Bozo Meach and VP of bozo operations Titan tried make other threads to deter from the jokes, but it backfired heavily
He also had low level henchmen Leasy bump old threads as well.
Long story short, these laughs are well deserved. Y’all hyped this shyt up, it ain’t what you thought it was, so ? Get Rekt.
Breh wrote a whole essay that I’m not gon read 
ItWasWritten
Superstar
It’s just jokes, nobody asked you to come in here
Got damn, you're a lame ass nikka.
Sheesh
Brother Ape 
Dudes make a whole ass of themselves then say “it’s just jokes”
I knew @ItWasWritten been a clown, but in ain’t think @Rekkapryde would go out like that
I knew @ItWasWritten been a clown, but in ain’t think @Rekkapryde would go out like that
How many re-edits you think he must have had?Breh wrote a whole essay that I’m not gon read
2 paragraphs in, talking about, "nah, this doesn't hit hard enough.. I need to really dig deep."
Meanwhile, getting dapped up by nikkas who are making him feel like that lame shyt is S Tier comedy.
Deezay
All Star
It's great being the boss.On the clock. Get terminated for gaming on the job brehs
I've platted games on the clock. Lol
