Share a NSFW experience/story you witnessed in public

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Saw two DIFFERENT people downtown Seattle who had jumped from buildings.

The first was like 4 years ago on second and James. I was moving my car and I give you my word I saw him falling. He was at that second about lightpost height. Smashed the ground.

Oddly, no mess or blood or nothin. Body was hella contorted though...there was like 3 dudes right in front of him like

I pull up and we look at each other. I say out the window WHAT THE fukk and it hits all of us...that shyt really happened.

I park and go back to the barbershop I was at at the time...by the time I'm done getting cut...fire department and ambulance had come thru, hosed down the street, and tourists had gone about their day with no idea.


The other person, 2nd and Union at that struggle ass parking structure. He had fallen already, and crowds were around...cops hadn't arrived yet...HE was smashed...must've been head first...not like a pumpkin but like that moment when a boxer gets punched in slomo.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The bum shyt you guys are mentioning? Like pissing in public or shooting up in public? Man...downtown Seattle in the summer that shyt is called TUESDAY. I seen a bum face down in water od and the ambulance wasn't even rushing. Barely found a pulse.had a needle in his hand and a bottle of vodka on the ground. NOBODY blinked. I don't even think he died.

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

One time getting off the 110 freeway and Adams right there in Downtown LA there is a part where the off ramp goes higher up for the carpool/fast track lane and you can see a bit down. From the top I could see a homeless guy smiling and waiving at everyone coming off the freeway and turning. Once I got closer I realized he was swinging his dikk around in one hand and waiving with the other with a huge smile.

I pulled into the 7-11 to grab some coffee right on the corner by the time I came out LAPD was rushing over there to beat the living shyt out of him.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I saw this girl choke the shyt outta her boyfriend one time

One time the repo men came across the street to repo a car and the dude came out the house all mad and shyt and whatever they said must've pissed him off because he went back inside and came back out with a gun and fired a warning shot.

my boy is driving, girl in the passenger, me and my other boy in the back

all the sudden they start arguing bout something... can't even remember.. all i remember is.............

"yea ok... i'm stupid.. that's why your stupid ass failed last year"



"nikka you spreading my............"


*pow pow pow pow*


".......... motherfukking business nikka"


this chick punching the shyt out his jaw while he trying to drive

all the sudden he reaching over with one hand and starts choking THE fukk out of her

now we in the back like cause the nikka still driving this whole time, and her punching him gonna get us all killed


till starts gagging and looking at us like




so we gotta reach up there and grab his arm and force him off, while this nikka IS STILL DRIVING, and not have him crash at the same time


finally we get them off each other and get him to pull over and i sat up from... whole rest of the trip was silent as fukk

 

[illadope]

The bum shyt you guys are mentioning? Like pissing in public or shooting up in public? Man...downtown Seattle in the summer that shyt is called TUESDAY. I seen a bum face down in water od and the ambulance wasn't even rushing. Barely found a pulse.had a needle in his hand and a bottle of vodka on the ground. NOBODY blinked. I don't even think he died.

Breh youre making me miss home

 

[cam>]

once saw a Mexican midget fight a Black crackhead, in Harlem.

The crackhead had tried to steal his delivery bike.

there's actually footage of it on youtube, but i can't find it.

shyt was hilarious

 

[damaddwebba]

My best friend in high school came by my house like at 3 am crying talking about he didn't mean to do it. I'm trying to calm him down and make sense of what was going on, I was thinking he was on a bad high. He pops his trunk and his girlfriend is stuffed in his little ass Honda Del Sol.

He walked in on her giving some dude head the day before his birthday in her parking garage and ended up strangling her the next day when she came to celebrate his birthday.

That ended up really fukking me up, the fact that he was driving around with a dead body and that I tried to get him to go home and turn himself in but he wasn't having that so I had to send him on the way because I wasn't about to become an accomplice to murder.

I called his mom after he left and explained what happened. He ended up trying to kill himself up in the Marin Headlands ( by the golden gate bridge) took a bunch of pills and fell asleep in his car and got waken up by park police.

He's currently serving 52 years in prison.

 

[damaddwebba]

On a lighter note we left a club in SF and was drunk walking down the street and passed this hooker.

She grabs my friend and kisses him in the mouth and grabs his dikk. She pulls out her t*ts talking about let's party. We all cop a feel and her t*ts were rock hard. So I'm like but my boy that she kissed is like let me feel that p*ssy and grabs a handful of penis and screams shes got a dikk!

And the ho is like don't be mad because my dikk is bigger bytch boy and shoves him into a wall and walks away.

I don't think I've partied in sf since

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Saw a guy ran his motorcycle right into the back of a flatbed tow truck at high speed. Half of him was on top of the flatbed and the other half of him was under the truck.

 

[HipHopStan]

Was downtown eating and saw a home person pull down their pants and take a shyt on the side walk. Took about ten seconds and pulled their pants back up then proceeded to in front of everyone

One of my first jobs was working at a grocery store about a decade ago, and I remember I was getting carts and pushing them in and I witnessed an old man whip out his dikk and take a piss on the sidewalk. A few years later, after I got out of there, I dropped by the bank that was in there and while I was getting some money out, I witnessed a woman fall face flat on the floor. Paramedics were coming and the managers were tending to her. I later found out she died right there on the spot.

 

[Raava]

Thread is demonic

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

My best friend in high school came by my house like at 3 am crying talking about he didn't mean to do it. I'm trying to calm him down and make sense of what was going on, I was thinking he was on a bad high. He pops his trunk and his girlfriend is stuffed in his little ass Honda Del Sol.

He walked in on her giving some dude head the day before his birthday in her parking garage and ended up strangling her the next day when she came to celebrate his birthday.

That ended up really fukking me up, the fact that he was driving around with a dead body and that I tried to get him to go home and turn himself in but he wasn't having that so I had to send him on the way because I wasn't about to become an accomplice to murder.

I called his mom after he left and explained what happened. He ended up trying to kill himself up in the Marin Headlands ( by the golden gate bridge) took a bunch of pills and fell asleep in his car and got waken up by park police.

He's currently serving 52 years in prison.

Why u snitch on em?

 

[unit321]

She was actually a drug addicted prostitute. She had track marks on her legs and she had just recently been turned out. Old head on the bus put us up on game as she was walking away. Saw her on the track a couple times after that...looked worse each time .

Sad story.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

This is where our summer took a turn for the worse...........

story time

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

My best friend in high school came by my house like at 3 am crying talking about he didn't mean to do it. I'm trying to calm him down and make sense of what was going on, I was thinking he was on a bad high. He pops his trunk and his girlfriend is stuffed in his little ass Honda Del Sol.

He walked in on her giving some dude head the day before his birthday in her parking garage and ended up strangling her the next day when she came to celebrate his birthday.

That ended up really fukking me up, the fact that he was driving around with a dead body and that I tried to get him to go home and turn himself in but he wasn't having that so I had to send him on the way because I wasn't about to become an accomplice to murder.

I called his mom after he left and explained what happened. He ended up trying to kill himself up in the Marin Headlands ( by the golden gate bridge) took a bunch of pills and fell asleep in his car and got waken up by park police.

He's currently serving 52 years in prison.

H O H (hard on headgivers)



I'm sure she's in the heavens blowing jesus and judas simultaneously.



Should have THOT about that before she decided to slob some dude in an open environment, to which, HE would most likely frequent if his girlfriend lived there.



Is it worth the strangulation? Absolutely not. But did he love the shiit out of her so much (considering the amount of time, money, energy and effort to approach to get her to go out with him initially and then to develop feelings that manifested to what-he-thought- would have been love)....


...to where he felt like he didn't deserve it? Prolly.




For a man who's so deeply involved with somebody, to catch the sight of your woman doming somebody up... a random penis in your girl's mouth, is the most repugnantly repulsive and revolting thing a human psyche can witness. It really fukks you up something tumtable. Hence, why what he did in such an extreme fashion. Murked his own broad. Prolly in broad day light.




Hate it had to be him... hate it had to that type of situation. And odds are, that wasn't her first time. Now i'm not painting him as a saint either... cuz I don't know his ordeal; but him loving hard is kind of a dead giveaway of his character and how much he loved her/ultimately felt betrayed and you can't fake that.




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