Dak Pickscott
Shout out to Dallas my bih is a star
Don't be like that bae
Don't be like that bae
The summer of 5th Grade going to 6th . Me and my best friend couldn't find any of our friends at the usual spots. We see one of our other friends on a bike and he speeds up to us. " Ron got Camalita and Samantha in the shed and he bout to do it to both of them!!!! . We haul ass to Ron's house. We get to the shed in the backyard and it's pitch black. There were two girls in the shed and like 8 dudes including us. One dude yells out " Ron, you gon fukk these bytches or not?? Then the one girl says, "We can't just do it. You gotta get into it, ya know?" The other girl starts getting naked and says " Please.....I don't wanna get pregnant...." Somebody yells out " Put it in her ass Ron!!! He starts trying to put it in her ass and he can't. He says ( and I quote) " My dikk won't get hard. Let me go in the house and get some lotion." He leaves both girls in the shed. One is completely butt naked. He comes back and does the deed.....................This is where our summer took a turn for the worse...........
better be trollin why the fukk 8 of you watching one person fukkin two thotsThe summer of 5th Grade going to 6th . Me and my best friend couldn't find any of our friends at the usual spots. We see one of our other friends on a bike and he speeds up to us. " Ron got Camalita and Samantha in the shed and he bout to do it to both of them!!!! . We haul ass to Ron's house. We get to the shed in the backyard and it's pitch black. There were two girls in the shed and like 8 dudes including us. One dude yells out " Ron, you gon fukk these bytches or not?? Then the one girl says, "We can't just do it. You gotta get into it, ya know?" The other girl starts getting naked and says " Please.....I don't wanna get pregnant...." Somebody yells out " Put it in her ass Ron!!! He starts trying to put it in her ass and he can't. He says ( and I quote) " My dikk won't get hard. Let me go in the house and get some lotion." He leaves both girls in the shed. One is completely butt naked. He comes back and does the deed.....................This is where our summer took a turn for the worse...........
Who and what from?
When I was in the 5th grade (about 10 years old) We had a neighborhood bully named Jerome. Jerome was like 16.I had 3 friends I would hang with. He would whoop our asses from time to time and do general bully chit. One day this guy who is also 16 named mike rides up on a moped and sees Jerome messing with us. After Jerome leave he asks ...."Why don't yall just squad up and whoop his ass ???" We never thought of it .Mike was like yall come with me.
Jerome had just went in the barbershop. Mike walks in the barbershop and whoops Jerome's ass in front of everybody. Then was like "Don't be messin wit my lil' nikkas Needless to say, we followed this dude everywhere for about 2 weeks like he was a god. One day we at the park with Mike and all these nikkas roll up on him like " Talk that chit you was talkin nikka" us lil nikkas was like . Mike was silent as hell.
One dude pulls out a gun and shoots him in the leg. Mike was like " It wasn't me!!! It wasn't me!!! we ran like bytches
What the fukk you mean is he fukkin dead? fukk you think?i-i-i-i-i-is he dead????
No homo first and foremost...
There is this older brotha that stands on the side of the street with a sign begging for money. Innocent enough right? Wrong! This fool rocks biker shorts that stops right below his knees while begging and this n1ggas equipment is damn near down by where the shorts stop.
He does it at a stoplight during rush hour traffic and he points at white bytches and starts humping the air so there is no getting away.
Yep, dude needs to get the hell on.You stay in the A? You not talking bout breh over there on Ponce & Moreland is you?
This shyt read like the first chapter of a really good book.The summer of 5th Grade going to 6th . Me and my best friend couldn't find any of our friends at the usual spots. We see one of our other friends on a bike and he speeds up to us. " Ron got Camalita and Samantha in the shed and he bout to do it to both of them!!!! . We haul ass to Ron's house. We get to the shed in the backyard and it's pitch black. There were two girls in the shed and like 8 dudes including us. One dude yells out " Ron, you gon fukk these bytches or not?? Then the one girl says, "We can't just do it. You gotta get into it, ya know?" The other girl starts getting naked and says " Please.....I don't wanna get pregnant...." Somebody yells out " Put it in her ass Ron!!! He starts trying to put it in her ass and he can't. He says ( and I quote) " My dikk won't get hard. Let me go in the house and get some lotion." He leaves both girls in the shed. One is completely butt naked. He comes back and does the deed.....................This is where our summer took a turn for the worse...........
Yep, dude needs to get the hell on.
cancun 05Remember seeing this teenage couple in the city recreation swimming pool in the deep end on a hot summer day with all the children playing running around back in 97, basically hugging each other. They were smiling at each other. Years later, I realized that they were there for a reason. Hopefully the chlorine really did it's work. Nasty ass people.