On a lighter note we left a club in SF and was drunk walking down the street and passed this hooker.
She grabs my friend and kisses him in the mouth and grabs his dikk. She pulls out her t*ts talking about let's party. We all cop a feel and her t*ts were rock hard. So I'm like but my boy that she kissed is like let me feel that p*ssy and grabs a handful of penis and screams shes got a dikk!
And the ho is like don't be mad because my dikk is bigger bytch boy and shoves him into a wall and walks away.
I don't think I've partied in sf since
shyt probably left your boy traumatised