Shaq says that everytime he goes to a zoo the gorillas think he's one of them

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alright wtf :dead:
 
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Docile c00n negros are eating good these days. He obviously wants in too
LMAO! They always been eating good. They in the house homie, on the invisible plantation. And that house is a metaphor for being a part and/or adored by the Establishment in modern times.
 

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Wait wait wait...
You nikkas do realize the Alpha Fraternities mascot is a GORILLA right?
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Talk to me...



And in all my years of college I NEVER respected them, not only for that, but because of all the fraternities there it's as if Alphas purposely recruited the most effinimiate of Black men on campus.

The absolute weirdos, the ones you knew were only doing it to finally 'be somebody'. :camby:

Buncha c00ns and fakkits.
 

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Kenny was uneasy as fukk... even c00n ass Barkley was like :scusthov:

You know aint no way Barkley was about to pass up a prime opportunity to go full c00n.
He chimed in with his own c00n two cents and agreed, saying something about "it's like looking in the mirror", in reference to the gorillas looking at Shaq :snoop:
 

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You know aint no way Barkley was about to pass up a prime opportunity to go full c00n.
He chimed in with his own c00n two cents and agreed, saying something about "it's like looking in the mirror", in reference to the gorillas looking at Shaq :snoop:

he damn sure did!!

he through in a "hey honey" too when shaq was saying the gorillas were looking at him like......
right around 57 seconds...
 

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he damn sure did!!

he through in a "hey honey" too when shaq was saying the gorillas were looking at him like......
right around 57 seconds...

Thing is, we expect that from him..but Shaq? I was in legitimate disbelief as I was watching it :dwillhuh:
 

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Bruh was on TNT just now talking about his "new dance" called the Gorilla Dab, when outta the blue he started talking about how every time he visits a zoo, no matter which zoo,

the gorillas run up to the glass and look at him like "where's your fur", and, "why are you on that side of the glass?"
:snoop:

All I could do was cringe. Especially knowing that white America was watching and getting all of their jokes and stereotypes "validated"(so they think) right before their eyes.

And he was telling it to Ernie, the only white guy on the panel. And to Ernie's credit he looked extremely uncomfortable the entire time as well.

I don't think bruh meant to c00n it up or nothing, but damn.. you gotta know when to pump the brakes Shaq :dahell:

Here's the dance he was talking about





EDIT: here it is :snoop:
@bmack21 :salute:


they dont think he's a gorilla .. they just intimidated by shaq im sure.. not many human beings are his size no homo
 
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