Shaq says that everytime he goes to a zoo the gorillas think he's one of them

[eastsideTT]

"Shaq, your knuckles looked scraped, did you walk here"

Jeff Ross

why the fukk was EMMITT SMITH roasted though lol

i know they have roasted some random people there but emmitt smith takes the cake. he wasnt even a big public figure when he was playing

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

10 Shaq's VS 1 Gorilla

WHO WINS?

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

He's huge muscular and massive...
I believe it...

If Shaq walked in a cage with chimps naked bet they would all show respect

​

I'm uncomfortable, and I'm out this thread. The racism and fakkitry got me too confused on what to be upset about.

 

[eastsideTT]

shyt is cringeworthy yes but im still trying to figure out when and why comedy central aired a roast of emmitt smith. what were those ratings like i wonder?

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

He's huge muscular and massive...
I believe it...

If Shaq walked in a cage with chimps naked bet they would all show respect.

fukking fakkit take Gucci off ur avi.. Who tha fukk thinks like that? Nasty ass kracka

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

He do look like a gorilla doe :cokeboi2:

He's huge muscular and massive...
I believe it...

If Shaq walked in a cage with chimps naked bet they would all show respect.

Wtf?

 

[hatechall]

I don't mind being compared to a gorilla.

If that makes me a c00n, so be it.

 

[The Emperor]

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I'm uncomfortable, and I'm out this thread. The racism and fakkitry got me too confused on what to be upset about.

What's gay about it?
You do realize in the bush in Africa there are still tribes who hunt naked or if not naked a loin cloth.

I don't know what makes it gay.
I guess a person would have to be homosexual to feel that way.

 

[The Emperor]

fukking fakkit take Gucci off ur avi.. Who tha fukk thinks like that? Nasty ass kracka

What's gay about it?
I said Shaq naked around chimps and you felt something was gay about that.
So basically you feel some level of attraction to Shaq.

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

I don't mind being compared to a gorilla.

If that makes me a c00n, so be it.

What's gay about it?
You do realize in the bush in Africa there are still tribes who hunt naked or if not naked a loin cloth.

I don't know what makes it gay.
I guess a person would have to be homosexual to feel that way.

What's gay about it?
I said Shaq naked around chimps and you felt something was gay about that.
So basically you feel some level of attraction to Shaq.

What the hell is wrong with y'all?

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

What's gay about it?
I said Shaq naked around chimps and you felt something was gay about that.
So basically you feel some level of attraction to Shaq.

Nah nikka I aint tha only one who peeped ur homo erotic fantasies don't try to flip shyt

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Nah nikka I aint tha only one who peeped ur homo erotic fantasies don't try to flip shyt

I peeped it and had to quickly and privately discuss wtf I read with the other posters.

Let's take it to the judges......

He gets a straight red card for fakkitry I can't begin to process how a straight man comes up with those ideas.

@The Emperor please take your ejection like a man and leave the pitch.

 

[The Emperor]

Wait wait wait...
You nikkas do realize the Alpha Fraternities mascot is a GORILLA right?

Talk to me...

 

[The Emperor]

The Alpha Phi Alpha Ape Walk
(with gorilla mask)

 

[FlexPavilion]

Shaqtin a c00n