Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[Rozay Oro]

When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him

Spoiler

Never would have guessed I was his type, tho

 

[Rozay Oro]

I tried to be a rapper. Called myself "Pretty Thug" and actually went in the booth and recorded a track. That song will never see the day.

make a thread with it, guaranteed plat

 

[Rozay Oro]

For 5 years I was addicted to sugar. I was disgusting and hurting those around me, the kids were becoming obesed and getting diabetes. So after going to rehab I came back healthier and feeling great now everyone is doing better.

How the fukk you get addicted to sugar?

 

[Rozay Oro]

I can't do it..... Let me put it like this... I'm a Scorpio with some deep dark s**t I'll never admit to.... in real life or on an internet forum. I know somebody is gonna test me so let me just get it out of the way...... I have never had or considered having sex with another man.... and never will.....

You accidentally fukk a tranny or some shyt?

 

[Rozay Oro]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

I don't believe in karma but fukk you deserve some bad shyt my G

 

[Mac Brown]

I think sex is gross
I think i like being alone
I think i act childish so guys wont be attracted to me
I dont like when guys like me
Im a tease
I cant see myself liking any man enough to have sex with them
most men make me nervous
I fake emotions because I feel like ill be a ass if I dont

Theres more but yeah

No joke, but if you've ever been molested these are common feelings among women.

 

[Rozay Oro]

i smashed 2 cousins

Ewww

 

[Rozay Oro]

I was a virgin all through highschool but I'd front that I had 3 bodies under my belt lol

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Women in relationships are immediate status to me.
It's because all of my swag falls under the "naturally friendly hyperintelligent but harmless dude you wanna set your friend up with" category.
So chilling with married or taken women I'm always on.
They're "off the market" so there's really no wrong moves; it's like talking to a fat chick.

Anyway, I like to see if I can make them like me enough to break up their relationship / marriage. Immediately after they do, I lose interest even if I haven't hit it.

Goddamn I was a piece of shyt in 2015. I guess that's what happens when you're porn-addicted and jacking off every day. shyt...

 

[Squirtle]

Goddamn I was a piece of shyt in 2015. I guess that's what happens when you're porn-addicted and jacking off every day. shyt...

The growth and maturity is amazing isn't it?

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

How is this classic not in the #rafters

@cook @Brooklynzson

 

[How Sway?]

When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him

Spoiler

Never would have guessed I was his type, tho

 

[Rozay Oro]

When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him

Spoiler

Never would have guessed I was his type, tho

We need a pic of the specific MJ era you liked breh

 

[Squirtle]

I was in the 4th grade when Def Jam Vendetta came out, and even though it was a video game D-mob and his goons (Pockets, House, and Snowman) always scared me. I'll never ever forget this, I got up to the part where Angel texts you to meet her at the club. I thought I beat the game and won the girl, only to find out you get jumped by D-Mobs goons. I freaking screamed for my big sister she ran in the room snatched the controller from my hand and proceed to lay down that work.

Start at 5:50

 

[killacal]

It's hard for me to bust in p*ssy.

I don't think I'll ever love anyone and I don't think I've ever been in love.

I will probably kill myself, soon. Not because life is particularly bad but it's because life is ultimately pointless.

I was a late bloomer in sex.

I hate women more than I hate men but I truly hate people in general.

I want to get in a fight and beat someone within an inch of their life just to know what it feels like.

I want a woman to get in my face to the point she makes me want to strike her, and I want to strike her so hard that she is knocked out cold.

I believe in spreading negativity. Being nice has never gotten me anywhere or anything. It was when I became an assertive a$$hole I've seen some success in career life and females.

I lift weights so I don't have to work as hard to get females.

I want to lead a female on, impregnate her, and abandon her just to ruin her life.

I never had my dikk sucked. I never ate p*ssy.

The type of nikkas that follow Kevin Samuels