Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

FlyGuy

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I made an order to 5 guys over the phone, when I got there I went in, grabbed my food and left without paying. (This was the day before yesterday)

Stolen cheeseburger>>>>>>>>>>> paid for cheeseburger.


I used to rinse out the cup they give you fries in and put soda.....coke tastes good with french fry flavor :yeshrug:
 

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My ex-gf's younger sister was on point when she was in HS, just perfect. I wanted her the entire time I was with her sister, she'd always fukk with me. Having her on my shoulders during chicken fights in the pool :ohlawd:

So one time we were all gonna go to this one joint to party, like 3 carloads of us, and for some reason, her girls hopped in another whip leaving just me and her to drive up there. I had to follow the other cars and at some point, they got too far ahead and I lost them. Neither of us had cell phones at the time, so we were stuck not knowing where to go. I took this as an opportunity to smash, so I found a hidden spot for us to park at. I tried to get with her, but she wasn't havin it. So then I tried to get her liquored up, but she wasn't in the mood. We chilled in my car for hours, the whole night, and NOTHING HAPPENED. Biggest L I ever took. bytch just didn't want to and I was confident af back then, I had a pretty high success rate with hoes, but this night was :shaq2: :snoop: Literally from 7pm-midnite I chilled with her just talking, then I'd lowkey try something and she just wasn't feeling it, We'd drive around a bit, then go park again and I'd still strike out :why: Finally, her friends found us and she ran out of my ride with the quickness :mjcry: I spent the rest of the weekend in my room feeling defeated af. Even worse, everyone knew that me and her hung out the whole night that night, so I was axed if I kicked it to her and I said I made out with her. Word eventually got back to her and she confronted me about it, so I backtracked saying I never said anything. Just an L from top to bottom :to: Recently, I looked her up on criminalrecords.com and saw she got caught up for some theft and now she doesn't look half as good as she did in her prime. :russ: fukk that bytch, but I still have no excuse for not fukking her that night, I was John Starks in game 7 status :snoop:
I think sex is gross
I think i like being alone
I think i act childish so guys wont be attracted to me
I dont like when guys like me
Im a tease
I cant see myself liking any man enough to have sex with them
most men make me nervous
I fake emotions because I feel like ill be a ass if I dont

Theres more but yeah
That's nothing 2 b ashamed of, except the last, don't ever b fake. Do u, u aigh

Hey yall, @villain 's post was fake, it's all over the internet, it's :duck:
 
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Milk N Cookies

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Ever since I saw that video of Lloyd Banks (supposedly) in that gay porn/home movie I never took him serious & wrote him off... I'm listening to his music now & he's not that bad. :ehh:
 

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I tried to kill someone when I was younger.
I've knowingly dated married men.
I'm self-centered.
 

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I jerk off to almost every girl from highschool. I have too much love to give. :to:

But now I'm using it to my advantage.

But there's the one that got away. She's in England with some guy. I know if we ever saw each other alone, it would be on. No matter if we're married or not.

Come to think of it. I don't think anything stands between me and her fukking. But maybe it's not meant to be, for the best. We live different lives, are seeing different people.

But my desire is strong. Years now. Hopefully my new girl kills all that ish.
 

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It's hard for me to bust in p*ssy.

I don't think I'll ever love anyone and I don't think I've ever been in love.

I will probably kill myself, soon. Not because life is particularly bad but it's because life is ultimately pointless.

I was a late bloomer in sex.

I hate women more than I hate men but I truly hate people in general.

I want to get in a fight and beat someone within an inch of their life just to know what it feels like.

I want a woman to get in my face to the point she makes me want to strike her, and I want to strike her so hard that she is knocked out cold.

I believe in spreading negativity. Being nice has never gotten me anywhere or anything. It was when I became an assertive a$$hole I've seen some success in career life and females.

I lift weights so I don't have to work as hard to get females.

I want to lead a female on, impregnate her, and abandon her just to ruin her life.

I never had my dikk sucked. I never ate p*ssy.

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ASAP!! :damn:
 

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Women in relationships are immediate :shaq: status to me.
It's because all of my swag falls under the "naturally friendly hyperintelligent but harmless dude you wanna set your friend up with" category.
So chilling with married or taken women I'm always on.
They're "off the market" so there's really no wrong moves; it's like talking to a fat chick.

Anyway, I like to see if I can make them like me enough to break up their relationship / marriage. Immediately after they do, I lose interest even if I haven't hit it.

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