Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[Broad Street Bully]

Some dude in the sauna just tapped me (seeing I was wearing a Cowboys shirt) and showed me his phone with a tweet about the 35 playoff victories for Brady being the same total as our entire franchise. This is when I have to just smile knod my head and act like an oblivious Cowboys fan and not the psycho fanatic whose known this stat forever. Be touched by casuals in the sauna brehs.

Should’ve socked that nikka, fukk em

 

[Codeine Bryant]

This game is not even going to be remotely enjoyable to watch.

Let’s get it

 

[Slimkid07]

Peace yall. Game time

 

[L. Deezy]

This game is not even going to be remotely enjoyable to watch.

Let’s get it

Lol..stop

 

[Swiggy]

The classic 70s MNF theme is whack. I need that full orchestral 90s theme

 

[BlueHeffner]

Lol unserious team

 

[who_better_than_me]

 

[Spade]

what type of play calling was that?

 

[VegetasHairline]

13 second 3 and out. Bless our hearts!

 

[BlueHeffner]

Micah came to play

 

[VegetasHairline]

We got a holding call!

 

[who_better_than_me]

Lol and they called this the best matchup of the weekend. Come on let’s get pollard invovled

 

[Dak Pickscott]

sensational start defense

offense going to do better this next drive

 

[Spade]

Damn thought that was Antonio Brown

 

[BlueHeffner]

This offense is shambolic