Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

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Zeke talking about how it took his knee a month or two to heal after the season...but he never considered surgery :gucci:

Then contradicted that by saying it still felt "iffy" right before training camp and then it magically started feeling better :gucci:

This nikka BETTER NOT finesse one more penny out of this organization after this year :gucci:

Why was he even playing at all:gucci:
 

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Dumpster juice QB

Flabbynsick RB

Our best WR is on the injured list and coming off an ACL

OLine arguably flabbier and sicker than the RB

DLine will overpower divisional/poor opponents and be taken out of the game by above .500 teams

LB has one player who doesn’t have robotic components in his anatomy

DB is lead by a player who’s rated below Chidobe Awuzie in Madden


I’m in mid season form :wow:







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Zeke talking about how it took his knee a month or two to heal after the season...but he never considered surgery :gucci:

Then contradicted that by saying it still felt "iffy" right before training camp and then it magically started feeling better :gucci:

This nikka BETTER NOT finesse one more penny out of this organization after this year :gucci:

Why was he even playing at all:gucci:
:comeon: you adding drama to the story

 

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:comeon: you adding drama to the story


It was "iffy" but "then it came together":unimpressed:

That's not what I want to hear about a knee injury :stopitslime:

"Yeah my knee was hurt and I was worried about it not feeling right but if I ball out this year I know Jerry dumbass is going to cash me out so uh yeah...it came together"

His face needs to be a smiley as well:mjlol:.

I think there is a very specific reason why that quote is associated with his face :mjlol:
 

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Dumpster juice QB

Flabbynsick RB

Our best WR is on the injured list and coming off an ACL

OLine arguably flabbier and sicker than the RB

DLine will overpower divisional/poor opponents and be taken out of the game by above .500 teams

LB has one player who doesn’t have robotic components in his anatomy

DB is lead by a player who’s rated below Chidobe Awuzie in Madden


I’m in mid season form :wow:







:mjcry:
Yoo if this ain’t accurate:laff::laff:
 
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