Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[L. Deezy]

First year Im not excited going in...

Team has to be a top 10 defense to matter. Offense will be up and down all year. Bengals and Chargers gonna embarrass us early... then its gonna be how they adjust

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

First year Im not excited going in...

Team has to be a top 10 defense to matter. Offense will be up and down all year. Bengals and Chargers gonna embarrass us early... then its gonna be how they adjust

y'all beat my chargers last year
i think you confused us with the Superbbowl champions l.A. Rams. good luck!

 

[BlueHeffner]

That “Hit #88 and we go back in time like the DeLorean” is still the flyest GOAT thread title we ever had. No coincidence that was probably our best season of the last 20 years where we probably could’ve won it all

Nah the Dak drives the bus was one of one

 

[BlueHeffner]

I hate this team and I hate you @dtownreppin214 for doing this to me

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

guys fortunate to get the afc south. schedule outside of that looks difficult

 

[L. Deezy]

y'all beat my chargers last year
i think you confused us with the Superbbowl champions l.A. Rams. good luck!

lol.. I got Herbert crucifying us this year. No Way Dak can keep up

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

lol.. I got Herbert crucifying us this year. No Way Dak can keep up

ok. ill see yall in the Super Bowl?

 

[MalaKai]

First year Im not excited going in...

Team has to be a top 10 defense to matter. Offense will be up and down all year. Bengals and Chargers gonna embarrass us early... then its gonna be how they adjust

Were we not a top 10 Defense last year?

 

[MalaKai]

lol.. I got Herbert crucifying us this year. No Way Dak can keep up

Did we not beat them last year?... WTF breh?

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

Cowboys are like a fine ass woman who swear she ugly.

like, bytch get over it. you not a dime but your dope.

id pipe.

 

[dtownreppin214]

I hate this team and I hate you @dtownreppin214 for doing this to me

You my right-hand man. I suffer, you suffer. We suffer together.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Were we not a top 10 Defense last year?

No Ugly Baby and no adequate replacement for him is a problem.

 

[BlueHeffner]

The OL is going to be a problem.

Tyron will get hurt and Steele cant pass block for shyt

 

[dtownreppin214]

Why did you mention me breh?

I'm trying to have a stressless 2022.

Holla at me when it's time to start the 2023 NFL Draft Cowboys War Room thread.


Edit: Nice thread title tho.

Shame to hear this from a Dallas breh.

Your grandparents are probably at the beginning of this video.

 

[Thegospel]

My guys back!