I gotta give major points here to Penny for at least extending his career after his injuries and trying to adapt as a role player
Jesus came back for 40 days, gave his team a taste, and then called it quits in his prime
Exactly! Penny gutted it out for years, bad legs, bad back... jesus had like 6 hours of pain, called for backup, crawled under a rock, and vanished.
You could rough jesus up and completely take him out of the game. Smh.
if Jordan had never retired, Jesus wouldn't have won shyt
Jordan? Jordan has been surpassed by Iraq, Syria, saudi arabia, israel, egypt... Jordan is a role player. Jordan couldn't even step to Turkey, and turkey hasn't been shyt since the fall of the byzantine.
Honestly you gotta look at both sides of the ball... Was Penny known to play any significant defense? Jesus was all Prophet Demon Protection First Team as a child. Both had short primes but at least Jesus is working on his comeback... Penny out here selling shoes
My dude Isa(AS) was out here in SANDALS
That's exactly my point? And who's still wearing sandals? Corny Cacs, that's who. Even Jesus kick-game was cheesy. Ain't nobody out here waitin on lines for them new Tevas to drop. Jesus was a suburban legend, for suburban white males.
And you're out here giving Jesus demon-protection credit, but real talk, God had the zone going, he wasn't even matched up with the devil one-on-one all that often. Every time he was on an island with beelzebub... they sent help. SMH, this dude is trying to have his quad hyrdate with shytty wine, instead of water?
You could make the argument that Jesus was the worst teammate of all time #factsonly
I specifically remember Jesus stumbling on the biggest stage and some scrub named Simon having to carry him to the finish
I just dont know how you can take this dude over Penny
That's what I'm saying! If Jesus was on the Magic in 97, he could have come out against the heat, twisted his ankle at the tip-off, and Danny Schayes would have had to give him a piggy-back for the next 5 games.
God's Son>>>Penny :naswon:
Facts: Out of Penny, Jesus, and Nas... only one of them ever let the camel ride THEM.
Jesus' whole team was mad ungrateful, and he only ever gave them one feast... meanwhile Penny had Shaq, D.Scott, Nick Anderson all eating for YEARS.
