Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

hold the hwll up nikka u lurkin me on twitter or somethin?


I JUST made this shyt a few days ago and posted It

I don't do social media anymore but them shyts is the wave

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

watched the first part of the marisa tomei ep last night

alaine gettin wet when she found out how much money jerry makes

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"YOU HAD TO HAVE THE BIGGGGGG SALAD... "

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

the ep where George eats the éclair out of the trash

this episode came on the other day

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

the episode where elaine kept calling her friend and hanging up because her firends boyfriend kept having these boring ass convos
bruh thought his girl was cheating on him and broke up with her
this nikka kramer starts dating her. yells to jarry and elaine from out the window that old girl's period is late


bruhs......... this nikka kramer was raw doggin off the rip

 

[Monoblock]

Hands down my favorite LOL moment in Seinfeld is when Kramer adopts that highway and makes wide lanes. He has to fix it with paint thinner spills it over the highway at night while Elaine is hauling trash in Jerry's car an old sewing machine falls out of her trunk and gets stuck under Newman's mail truck while he singing Lionel Richie's- Three Times A Lady....

"OH THE HUMANITY"


I swear years of my life get taken every time I see that episode.

Still taking years off of my life every time this episode comes on.

 

[Rell84shots]

 

[MartyMcFly]

Still taking years off of my life every time this episode comes on.

Me too man.

Once. Twice. Three times a AHHHHHH GOD AHHHHH

 

[Monoblock]

Me too man.

Once. Twice. Three times a AHHHHHH GOD AHHHHH

Not only that but the sheer shock and terror Newman had afterwards when the credits were rolling

Man it's too early for this shyt. LMAO

 

[Psychosis]

For those weekly hairline threads:

 

[Joe Sixpack]

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Another great scene and without the main characters...



"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."

"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."

"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."

"He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."

"He transcends time and space."

"He sickens me."

"I love it."

"Me too."

The comedic genius of this exchange..

My God.

 

[Phillyrider807]

Seasons 4 and 5 are probably Seinfeld at it's absolute best.

 

[jmspro]

George giving game: