"Seawater touching your puzzy is adultery" and other fatwas about women--Al Azhar University report

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"When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished."
- Summary of a report titled "The misguided Fatwas of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis", as published in the Al Masry Al Youm.

Al Azhar mosque (Reuters)A report by a committee set up by Al Azhar, one of the oldest and most prestigious Islamic universities in Cairo, to study the fatwas issued by the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis reveals how Islamists view women.

The findings of the committee's report were published in the Egyptian newspaper Al Masry Al Youm. In all, the committee studied 51 fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and the Salafis during President Mohamed Morsi's tenure.

According to the report, "the fatwas issued by both groups (the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis) regard women as strange creatures who are created solely for sex. They considered the voices of women, their looks and presence outside the walls of their homes an 'offence'. Some even went as far as to consider women as a whole offensive."

Another fatwa prohibited women from "eating certain vegetables or even touching cucumbers or bananas", due to their phallic imagery which could lead women down the wrong path.
Another fatwa directed women to "turn off the air conditioners at home in the absence of their husbands as this could indicate to a neighbour that the woman is at home alone and any of them could commit adultery with her".

Another fatwa orders that girls as young as 10-years-old be married "to prevent them from deviating from the right path".

Another prohibited girls from going to school more than 25km away from their homes.

A strange one said that a couple's marriage would be annulled if they copulate with no clothes on.

Interestingly, one fatwa which made headlines all over the world was issued by the Al Azhar university which called for women to "breastfeed male acquaintances thereby making them relatives and justifying their mixed company". The fatwa was, however, later retracted.
At the same time, some of these fatwas also sanctioned the use of women as human shields during violent demonstrations and protests.
The Gatestone Institute, in an earlier report, had said that some of the fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and Salafis during Morsi's tenure advocated the destruction of the pyramids and sphinx, the scrapping of the Camp David Accord, killing anyone who protested against ousted Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi, forbidding Muslims from greeting Christians, forbidding Muslim cab drivers from transporting Christian priests, forbidding TV shows that mock or make light of Islamists; and forbidding women from marrying any men involved with the former Mubarak government.


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"When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished."

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King-Over-Kingz said:
Can anyone find the Quran saying these things? I'll wait.... :shaq:
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"B-b-b-but the Quran doesn't SAY these things!"

Yeah. Because it's not like the largest existing transnational Islamic political movement...iunno...SAYS something about Islam or about the mindset of Muslims who support them or anything. That's totally not true. :stopitslime:

It's not a quantum leap from Qu'ran 4:34 and Qu'ran 2:282 to this bullshyt.
 
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alybaba said:
Cross dressing? That's a new one.

Btw, have you ever read Ali Dashti's 23 Years? Good look into Muhammad's psyche, even if its just reasonable conjecture.
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Yeah, new translation by Aisha Bewley of Sahih al-Bukhari:​

2442. It is related from 'A'isha that the wives of the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, fell into two parties. One party contained 'A'isha, Hafsa, Safiyya and Sawda, and the other party contained Umm Salama and the rest of the wives of the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace. The Muslims knew of the love of the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, for 'A'isha, so when any of them had a gift which he wanted to give to the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, he would delay it until the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, was in 'A'isha's house. Then the person with the gift would send it to the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, while he was in 'A'isha's house. The party of Umm Salama spoke about it and said to her, "Tell the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, to speak to the people and say, 'Whoever wants to give a gift to the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, should give it to him in the house of whichever wife he is.'" Umm Salama spoke to him about what they had said, but he did not say anything. They asked her and she said, "He did not say anything to me." They said to her, "Speak to him." She said, "She spoke to him when he went around to her as well, but he did not say anything to her. They asked her and she said, 'He did not say anything to me.' They said to her, 'Speak to him until he speaks to you.' He went around to her and she spoke to him. He said to her, 'Do not injure me regarding 'A'isha. The revelation does not come to me when I am in the garment of any woman except 'A'isha.'" She said, "She said, 'I repent to Allah from injuring you, Messenger of Allah.' Then they called Fatima, the daughter of the Messenger of Allah, and sent her to the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, to say, 'Your wives ask you by Allah for fairness regarding the daughter of Abu Bakr." She spoke to him and he said, 'O my daughter, do you not love what I love?' She said, 'Yes indeed.' She returned to them and informed them. They said, 'Go back to him,' but she refused to go back. They sent Zaynab bint Jahsh and she went to him and spoke harshly, saying. 'Your wives ask you by Allah for fairness regarding the daughter of Ibn Abi Quhafa.' She raised her voice until she turned to 'A'isha, who was sitting down, and abused her until the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, looked at 'A'isha to see if she would speak. 'A'isha spoke to answer back Zaynab until she had silenced her." She said, "The Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, looked at 'A'isha and said, 'She is indeed the daughter of Abu Bakr.'"

Al-Bukhari said that the last words is the story of Fatima which is mentioned from Hisham ibn 'Urwa from a man from az-Zuhri from Muhammad ibn 'Abdu'r-Rahman.

Abu Marwan said from Hisham from 'Urwa, "The people used to aim to send their gifts on the day of 'A'isha."

By another isnad, 'A'isha said, "I was with the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, when Fatima asked for permission to enter."
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Good looks on the Ali Dashti book. I'll look it up.​
 
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Dafunkdoc_Unlimited said:
Yeah, new translation by Aisha Bewley of Sahih al-Bukhari:​



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Good looks on the Ali Dashti book. I'll look it up.​
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Ah that one. I think it's usually interpreted as "blanket", as in he didn't get revelations if he was tapping any of his other wives/concubines
 
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