Sean "Diddy" Combs Arrested in NYC by the Feds

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

He learned from the worst

 

[L. Deezy]

And what's crazy is Reggie Wright even called this too 9 months ago.

This was after Cassie came out or before?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[Reality Check]

This was after Cassie came out or before?

Believe this was from December 2023, so after the lawsuits started but months before his houses were raided.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

We gotta bush Napoleon again

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Diddy’s dumbass wasn’t married either

 

[VegetasHairline]

You guys ever really stop and think about how completely fukking insane 1000 bottle of baby oil are

Like imagine some federal agents decked out in kevlar body armor holding automatic weapons opening a door to a room stacked to the ceiling with baby oil like

Imagine it's your first day on the job and you at the raid and they tell you just stand by the front door don't let ANYONE come in...you standing their for 30 minutes and two agents come to you and say hey come up to the second floor we need your help with something and you like "oh shyt what the fukk they find in puff house" , you go upstairs and you see the walls and floor got a sheen on them and you take a left into the room with the two other agents and they say help us move these boxes and its nothing but baby oil. You just standing their like

Imagine you the cybernetic and digital forensics dude and you hacking into puff desktop computer in his main office, you start searching through his browser history...you log into his amazon account, click on orders, and that shyt says baby oil X1000

You start checking his emails and he got all his amazon emails in one folder...you click one of the emails that says "your order has been shipped". It opens up and the item section says 1000 it's a picture of bottles that have the faces on them and it's called "Take Dat Take Dat Take Dat...Baby Oil"

Imagine having to make a folder called Puff Dady Take Dat Baby Oil orders and putting all the screenshots in it and saving it to a usb drive for evidence

Imagine you an Analyst I working for the feds and you just got out of orientation a week ago and this the first day your email finally start working and you can access the network. You clicking around trying to learn where shyt is, what the shared folders are, you about to get paid for the first time so you trying to find the link to the time card application to put in your hours and you hear the trucks coming through the gate and you like "ah shyt that's the dudes who was raiding puff house earlier " They come in and start bringing in hundreds of boxes worth and the next thing you know you get an email and it's only got 18 people name on it and you one of them cause all the other Analyst I done left so you like oh shyt I'm about to be in this meeting about what they found in Puff house but then you realize it aint no webex or teams meeting links on it and two agents come to you saying hey come on the meeting about to start and you like OH shyt ITS A CLOSED DOOR MEETING and you go into this big ass conference room and them two dudes tell you "we need you to count out all of the evidence in those boxes. It's a lot so get started now. You'll need to count it three times and document it all 3 times to make sure it's right". You open the first box and it's nothing but fukking baby oil. You open the second box...nothing but baby oil. You like aint no fukking way . You go all the way to the end of the long ass table and open the 18th box and it's nothing but baby oil .

fukking ridiculous that some human had to spend hours of their life repeatedly counting up bottles of baby oil as part of a federal case against one of the biggest hip hop moguls, if not the biggest hip hop mogul, ever

Imagine typing up a short story about baby oil.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Dbl

 

[Peak]

 

[REAL6]

 

[thaKEAF]

Im dying laughing at the accent. Is he faking it or was he taking the biggie voice?

 

[Cuban Pete]

How old was baby girl in 99, like 18

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Im dying laughing at the accent. Is he faking it or was he taking the biggie voice?

Wasn’t he at his party a while ago….

 

[newarkhiphop]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Where is Stevie J?

the snitch?