Russia's Invasion of Ukraine (Official Thread)

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I GUESS Russia high key been fukkups when it comes to any sort of "special operation"

When they assassinated the last TSAR..NICHOLAS They first used their firearms...but they were making too much noise..they survived the first round of bullets due to hiding diamonds and jewels under their clothing....so they they tried to bayonet them...one had a dull.bayonet and failed to kill one of the kids...

To spare yall the details even a grenade was used...and the whole point was to kill them without anyone knowing yet the whole little village this happened in heard gunfire.


They couldn't even kill correctly...then they didn't bury the bodies deep enough.
 

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I GUESS Russia high key been fukkups when it comes to any sort of "special operation"

When they assassinated the last TSAR..NICHOLAS They first used their firearms...but they were making too much noise..they survived the first round of bullets due to hiding diamonds and jewels under their clothing....so they they tried to bayonet them...one had a dull.bayonet and failed to kill one of the kids...

To spare yall the details even a grenade was used...and the whole point was to kill them without anyone knowing yet the whole little village this happened in heard gunfire.


They couldn't even kill correctly...then they didn't bury the bodies deep enough.

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I GUESS Russia high key been fukkups when it comes to any sort of "special operation"

When they assassinated the last TSAR..NICHOLAS They first used their firearms...but they were making too much noise..they survived the first round of bullets due to hiding diamonds and jewels under their clothing....so they they tried to bayonet them...one had a dull.bayonet and failed to kill one of the kids...

To spare yall the details even a grenade was used...and the whole point was to kill them without anyone knowing yet the whole little village this happened in heard gunfire.


They couldn't even kill correctly...then they didn't bury the bodies deep enough.
Don't forget about the time they shot down a Korean Air 747 because they claimed it was a US spy plane. It wasn't like they fired a missile at the wrong plane, the Mig went up to the plane and could see it was a 747.

 
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