Things I said to my daughter as I caught up here during her late night feed
"Ok now that I fed you let me read you some more stories about the biggest constitutional crisis in American history"
"One day I will show you home alone the movie. Trump administration is like if the burglars became president. Trump was in one actually. Ah you don't know what any of this means"
"Jared Kushner looks like my Ukrainian ex *shows side by side picture*"