RUSSIA/РОССИЯ THREAD—ASSANGE CHRGD W/ SPYING—DJT IMPEACHED TWICE-US TREASURY SANCTS KILIMNIK AS RUSSIAN AGNT
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Obeezy da gawd
When this country is in flames at some point over the next 6 - 18 months all these idiots going to start missing him.
Trump approval rating in at 48%
Trump chose the highest one and ran with it.
May Allah bless him but I think it's over for him. You try to fukk over Computer Putin you die radioactively or in a suitcase
May Allah bless him but I think it's over for him. You try to fukk over Computer Putin you die radioactively or in a suitcase
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It's all about the inches
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That Time Donald Trump Tried To Hang With Tony Yayo and a Bunch of Drug Dealers
That Time Donald Trump Tried To Hang With Tony Yayo and a Bunch of Drug Dealers
Another DJ Whoo Kid exclusive
Ealier this week the notorious DJ Whoo Kid stopped by MASS APPEAL HQ for a very rare interview. The legendary mixtape master chopped it up with us about the making of his landmark tape 50 Cent is the Future, which will soon mark its 15-year anniversary. The conversation was everything we hoped it would be, and more. Much more. So much more that we had to break you off with a little preview to hold you down till next week.
Let’s go back to a time when 50 Cent was on his way to becoming the realest and biggest rap star on the planet, with fans from Muammar Gaddafi to… Donald Trump. Who, it turns out, is actually a clone! But let Whoo Kid tell it…
DJ WHOO KID: I used to take movies and sample all the best gun sounds and remix them into the mixtapes, instead of using the cheesy generic shyt. When you went to the show, it was like you were in a movie. The whole movement was kind of like an action movie. I wanted to protect 50’s image by making the tapes gangster too.
That’s the only reason I was cool with [Muammar] Gadaffi. Cause Gadaffi and his sons had all the G-Unit mixtapes. He was like, “Yo, I like 50 Cent, but I like the fact that you mixed it in a gangster way.” When I was hanging with him, he was like, “Yo, my man—gunshots, killing.” I’m talking to a so-called terrorist, but he was my homeboy. We did a lot of events with him. But imagine like, Gadaffi fukking telling you… I don’t know man. It gets really too crazy sometimes.
It gets to the point where Donald Trump’s son, who was so young at that time, he was a super G-Unit fan. Like, beyond a fan. Trump Jr. was so fukked to the point where he talked to Donald Trump about 50 all the time.
When I was got hired to do Shade 45, they gave me Saturdays. That’s the only place you could find me or hear me or catch me. So Trump Jr. was addicted to the show. He used to tell Donald Trump so much about the show, where Donald Trump was like, “Yo, alright!” He was on The Apprentice at that time. And he was like, “I’m gonna go up there!”
Donald Trump came, not only because he was a fan of 50, but he wanted to look cool in front of his son. Like, “Yo, I can go on that show and be cool and hang out.”
So I was doing “Drug Dealer Weekend.” Like, I had ecstasy dealers, I had like, all kinds of dumb shyt. But they didn’t say their real names. They came up here—it was like a tutorial to tell you: “Yo, these are the drugs we sell, and this is what can happen if you do it. We don’t know what’s in ecstasy. Don’t do it. Weed can be addictive. Yeah, it’s cool with Snoop, but—don’t do it.” Everything ended with “Don’t do it!”
But my boy was downstairs, like, “Yo, there’s a Donald Trump downstairs for you.”
I was like, “What? What are you talking about?” So I’m doing my show live. I’m like, “What the fukk are you talkin’ about?”
“Yeah, Donald Trump is downstairs. He’s with some guy who say he know you and he just came up here.”
I’m like, “Well… I’m doing, like, a Drug Dealer Weekend.” [Laughs] So I’m like, “Yo, fukk that.” This is the only time I could have him, and I couldn’t tell the drug dealers to leave. So I had security bring him up, and Donald Trump comes in.
You could tell this is the scenario of a white guy uncomfortable with nikkas everywhere. And this white guy, who is super-rich, is not leaving. Because it’s uncomfortable for him to leave. He’s like, “You know what? I’m gonna knock this out. fukk it.”
But he doesn’t know that this is Drug Dealer Weekend. This is like, Tony Yayo is up there, this drug dealer from Connecticut, and Donald Trump and this other weed dealer. We’re all partying for like an hour. I never told Trump that it was Drug Dealer Weekend. He hung out and 50 Cent called in to keep him comfortable.
How am I supposed to know, from a mixtape guy, that I’m gonna have the future dikkhead president of America?
And yes, Whoo Kid blessed us with the exclusive video. (Full audio here.)
Smell the money!
“I think we have officially concluded on MASS APPEAL that Trump is a goddamn clone! He looks exactly the same as he did 10 years ago.”
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Damn he just steamrolled 50 though "Well you better keep making that music"
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